Nandi quotes from Firefly

Inara

It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but...

Nandi

If they got guns and brains at all.

Inara

They've got guns...

Inara

I suppose you heard most of that?

Mal

Only because I was eavesdropping.

Inara

I'll contact Nandi at once, but you will be paid. I feel it's important that we keep ours... strictly a business arrangement.

Inara

Nandi, this is Malcolm Reynolds.

Nandi

I appreciate your coming.

Mal

Well, any friend of Inara's is a strictly businesslike relationship of mine.

Mal

I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk.

Jayne

Can I start getting sexed already?

Mal

Well, that one's kinda horrific.

Mal

Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Nandi

Captain Reynolds, it took me years to cut this piece of territory out of other men's hands, to build this business up from nothing.

Mal

Nandi...

Nandi

It's who I am, and it's my home. I'm not going anywhere.

Mal

Well, lady, I must say—you're my kinda stupid.

Nandi

Truth is, I expected a whole lot more of you to be takin' payment in our trade.

Mal

Well, we're an odd conglomeration. Got a preacher, a married fellah, and the doctor... well, he'd have to... relax for thirty seconds to get his play. That'd be more or less a miracle.

Mal

Miss Nandi, I have a confession to make.

Nandi

Maybe I should get the Shepherd.

Mal

Well, I ain't sinned yet. And I'd feel a little more'n awkward if he were here when I did.

Nandi

Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns.

Nandi

You okay with this?

Mal

I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.