Kaylee Frye quotes from Firefly

Kaylee

Bye now. Have good sex.

Kaylee

What?

Kaylee

Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.

Kaylee

Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.

Wash

Kaylee! Go to blackout! We're being buzzed!

Kaylee

Shi [Meaning affirmative]. Going dark.

Kaylee

Okay, now I can't get down.

Kaylee

You're gonna come with us.

Book

Excuse me?

Kaylee

You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

Book

She don't look like much.

Kaylee

Oh, she'll fool ya. You ever sailed in a Firefly?

Zoe

Proximity alert. We must be comin' up on something.

Wash

Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?! (pause) Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work. (hands ball to Mal and leaves)

Kaylee

So I guess it makes us one man short.

Jayne

Yeah, little Kaylee's always one man short. (Kaylee punches him) Ow! Hey!

Kaylee

Look at the fluffy one!

Zoe

Too much foofaraw. If I'm gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.

Wash

You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

Jayne

I'll chip in.

Zoe

I can hurt you.

Mal

Does, uh... does this seem kind of tight?

Kaylee

Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering.

Mal

What's the point of that, I wonder?

Kaylee

Oh, mangos!

Mal

I mean, I see how they did it. I just ain't getting why.

Kaylee

These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I! How 'bout that? [grins]

Mal

Yeah, well just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee

Yes, sir, Cap'n Tightpants.

Mal

Okay, help me find our man. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

Kaylee

[seeing a large bowl of strawberries being carried past her] [absently] Why does he do that?

Mal

Maybe he won first place in the Miss Persephone pageant; just help me look.

Kaylee

[entirely focused on the bowl] Is that him?

Mal

That's the buffet table.

Kaylee

Well, how can we be sure, u-unless we question it? [grins]

Mal

Fine. Don't make yourself sick.

Kaylee

Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy and they have some kind of hot cheese over there!

It's not as good as last year.

Kaylee

Oh really? What's they have last year?

Standards.

Inara

Does it seem every supply store on every border planet has the same five rag dolls and the same wood carvings of... what is this? A duck?

Kaylee

That's a swan. I like it.

Inara

You do?

Kaylee

Looks like it was made with… you know, longing. Made by a person really longed to see a swan.

Inara

Perhaps because they'd only heard of them by rough description.

Simon

It's fun, being forced to the ass-end of the galaxy. To get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck. And we eat molded protein! And be bullied around by our pyen juh duh jiou cha[o] w[r]en of a captain. That's fun.

Kaylee

"Luh-suh"?! Serenity ain't "Luh-suh".

Zoe

Cap'n'll come up with a plan.

Kaylee

Well, that's good. Right?

Zoe

Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

Wash

You brute.

Kaylee

Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.

Mal

I'm not a monster!

Simon

I swear... when it's appropriate.

Kaylee

Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.