BBoog
Hey, Hey! Perhaps You Didn't See Our Store Policy. Buy, Or Be BOPPED!!
S1Fanboy in the Plastic Bubble
Boog, what are you doing? You can't sell junk in the parking lot.
BBoog
I'm just getting rid of junk I don't need. [he blows up another balloon]
Cat massage made easy? Stress to itch cream? Hey, this stuff is mine!
BBoog
Like I said. I don't need it. [releases the balloon causing it to deflate as Lenny walks away and Boog laughs]
BBoog
End of the line, boys. [in high-pitched voice] You got these bops coming! [Fanboy and Chum Chum both laugh as their voices also become high-pitched] Why you laughing?
Your voice, it’s funny!
[chuckles] So is ours!
Hey, you’re right.
[The boys continue laughing; Boog growls and threatens to bop them but the boys get out of the bubble and spray more helium at him with the dispenser and close the bubble as it floats upwards to the moon]
BBoog
I’m gonna bop you so hard when I get out here! Man, it’s hard to sound tough with this voice.
I wonder how he's gonna get down from there.
I don’t know.
[POP!]
BBoog
STUPID POINTY MOON! [crashes into a tree] I’m stuck in a tree!
S1Sigmund the Sorcerer
It's him, It's him!
CSCloud Sigmund
Wrong! Ze real Sigmund is over zere.
It's him!, It's him!
You've been dazzled...by Sigmund Ze Sorcerer!
Ok, my mind is SERIOUSLY freaked!
FCFanboy and Chum Chum
You know Sigmund?
I'm afraid so. And let me tell you... [They use Kyle to knock the crowd out of the way and put him in front of Sigmund] ...only to make others feel sad about themselves. And I hope to never lay eyes upon him again! [Chum Chum pulls his eyelids open] Oh, hello, look who it is.
Hello, Sigmund.
Vell, if it isn't Kyle...ze CONSTIPATOR! [laughs]
You know PERFECTLY well that it's Kyle the Conjurer!
Could I get your autograph?
You already have it! Check ze insides of your eyelids.
[closes eyes to see Sigmund's autograph] Ooh whoa! I'll never open my eyes again.
Oh, Baby pheasant, How unexpecticuly posh?, I suppose, I could force it down. Ah, Ah, Ah!
What are you doing?
Why is my dinner not serving itself to me?! Your house is enchanted, is it not?
Enchanted?
Yeah, enchanted! Teapots that pour their own tea, napkins that jump into your lap, knives that cut without you holds them, ENCHANTED!!!
Well, well. So, Kyle the Constipator finally has something the great Sigmund wants. Well tough toads, they're not for sale!
I'll get you readmitted to Milkweed.
Really?
I'm on the board. Hehe.
Sold! I'll just go pack, shall I?
Oh don't feel bad, Kyle. You still have your friends.
Yes, I suppose I am a winner after all.
Group hug!
[Kyle hugs the two still hanging upside down with dynamite. An explosion off screen with the words "THE END" as a result]
FCFanboy and Chum Chum
You've been dazzled!
You make it so difficult.
S1Fanboy A'hoy
All righty, me hearties, if ye be ready for treasure, say "aye".
EEveryone
Arr!
Close enough. Treasure, ho!
[The Fanlair is back atop its building]
Huh. I don't understand it. We dug up the whole town, but still no treasure. What arr we gonna do?
I dunno, but we better do it soon. Me thinks the crew be getting restless.
[Fanboy notices his crew disgruntled. Kyle cracks his knuckles, while Fankylechum sharpens his axe on a grinding wheel]
Blow me down! There be mutiny in their eyes! We be done for!
Uh...quick! Tell them about the treasure again!
S1Fan vs. Wild
Fanboy, is this the end?
I'm afraid so, little buddy...
[Both stare sadly at each other, their eyes full of luster. They run towards and tearfully hug each other.]
I just want you to know you're the best friend anyone could've ever hoped for!
Not better than you, little buddy! I'll never forget you!
And I'll never forget you!
[They distance themselves a bit and turn towards Kyle]
Oh, and of course Kyle, we can't forget him.
Indeed, yes, good, show all the way around.
Boy, Chum Chum, can you believe after all we've been through, this is where it ends?
Yeah, we had some good times, didn't we?
Boy, it feels like just yesterday we met...
[Flashback to preschool where they were very little]
BFBaby Fanboy
[toddles towards and waves at Chum Chum] Hi!
BCBaby Chum Chum
[pokes Fanboy's left eye] Eye!
[End of flashback]
We were so innocent...
S1The Incredible Shrinking Fanboy
[tries to pretend to open the oven in the dollhouse] How do you…get the…uh. I gonna have to call the oven guy tomorrow. [his stomach growls; groans] I wish my appetite would shrink as much as the rest of me. [spies a candy bar on the chair outside] Hey. It's one of those candy bars that made Oz grow. Maybe if I ate it, I could grow too! Maybe even back to normal size!
S1Separation Anxiety
BE QUIET!!! It's Quiet Time! Can't you read?! [Points to a note on the blackboard reading "QUIET TIME"]
Reading? I don't think we've covered that.
Yeah, what grade do you think we're in?
[Picks up F&C] We'll call this strike 1! Now, take your seats, [Puts F&C at their desks] And I don't want to hear a peep! I need absolute quiet while I work on my model Swiss Village. Ooh! Winter's coming early! [sprinkles some fake snow onto the model and yodels]
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