Kyle, Fanboy and others in “Hex Games”

Oh, Milkweed. Your forgotten son has returned-- [something falls and bounced on his head, landing on his hands] What the elf is this?

[when the lights turn on, showing they returned back to reality] Ooh!, It's a board game!

Milkweed Academy: The Home Game.

You mean I've been busting my shoe just to win a stupid game for children?!

Not just for children!, Fun for ages 8 to 888.

[slamming the board game on the floor] THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[suddenly on orb hologram] But Kyle, you didn't foolishly think that playing a video game vould get you into ze most exclusive school in the universe, did you?

Yes, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to -- wait. How did you know my name?

Hmm, how indeed Kyle?, Could be zat I am not the hologram, but rather ze real Sigmund surrounded by a glowly spell? Oh, Kyle. It seems zat you vill never learn! [Sigmund Laughs, Suddenly freezes and grunting] Vait!, Vhy am I not able to move ze limbs?!