“Hex Games” · Season 2
In this episode: Fanboy (3), Super Chum (3), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (3), Sigmund (3)
[after the game is turned on]
Congratulations on your purchase of my latest und greatest Merchan-dazzle: Sigmund ze Sorcerer's Vizard Challenge!
Whoa!
Ugh, even his hologram is insufferable!
You!
Me!, Oh he picked me!
Are you ready for ze ultimate video game challenge?
Yes!, My life's work has led to this moment.
Zhen, enter your vizard name.
[the boys have finished logging in]
Fandalf! Gorlock! Pyle the Insignificant, choose your controllers!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum see two black glove controllers with attached wands]
Awesome!
Wait, What -- what about me? Where's my controller?
Vands are for vizards! You will be the shoe.
Oh, Milkweed. Your forgotten son has returned-- [something falls and bounced on his head, landing on his hands] What the elf is this?
[when the lights turn on, showing they returned back to reality] Ooh!, It's a board game!
Milkweed Academy: The Home Game.
You mean I've been busting my shoe just to win a stupid game for children?!
Not just for children!, Fun for ages 8 to 888.
[slamming the board game on the floor] THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
[suddenly on orb hologram] But Kyle, you didn't foolishly think that playing a video game vould get you into ze most exclusive school in the universe, did you?
Yes, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to -- wait. How did you know my name?
Hmm, how indeed Kyle?, Could be zat I am not the hologram, but rather ze real Sigmund surrounded by a glowly spell? Oh, Kyle. It seems zat you vill never learn! [Sigmund Laughs, Suddenly freezes and grunting] Vait!, Vhy am I not able to move ze limbs?!
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