Lenny Flynn-Boyle quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Lenny

You mean, I bought banana juice? [facepalms and groans] This is my refrigerator in my apartment, and that is my banana juice, and this is my four-day-old Chinese takeout!

Oh, I ate that three days ago. I left you the box, though. [Fanboy falls through and then comes back up wearing a lampshade] Hm? [Fanboy turns the light on the lampshade off. Boog then shrugs his shoulders]

Lenny

[grumbles angrily] I've Had It! When I asked you to help me move, I didn't mean Move your stuff in and put me in the linen closet!

Oh, that reminds me. I'm padlocking you in tonight, I got company.

Lenny

What if I got to go to the bathroom?

That's what the crisper's for! [closes the refrigerator and gets bumps into the Chimp Chomp Machine] oh! Hey, Baby!

Chum Chum

[Yawns] Chimp Chomp tired. Boog go to bed now? [monkey noises]

Sure, right after we watch TV.

Lenny

I don't have time to explain! I'm you, you me, me you, from the future! In one minute, two very annoying boys are gonna enter this store. Do not, under any circumstances, give them a Frosty Freezy Freeze!

Oh but I can't do that because-

Lenny

Do it, and you'll become assistant manager!

I'll make sure no one gets a Frosty Freezy Freeze!

Dollar-nator

[after accidentally knocking out Lenny, 5 years ago, after arriving back in time again, as he and Lenny exit the fridge they arrived in] Oops, my bad.

Lenny

Nah. I survived.

Excuse me, could you direct us to the library?

Can I interest you in a bop instead!? [the boys hug each other in fear. Boog 'bops' up a small rack of tiny Frosty Freezy Freezes]

Ooh! What are those?

An array of our tastiest beverages. Yours to sample and enjoy. No purchase necessary!

What do these letters on the cup say?

Who cares? I love this drink and I don't Like letters! [they leave with a tiny Frosty Freezy Freeze each]

Lenny

No! What are you doing!? I said to bop them! Bop them!

Yeah! B.O.P. - Bring Out Products!

Nobody Move!

Lenny

AHHH! [Points To The wanted Poster Of The Burgle Brats] The burgle Brats!

So, You've Heard of us? good! Now, Keep your hands up, and your mouths shut, and Nobody Will Need to change Their Diapers!

I Can't Put My Hands Up! I'm Almost at the record!

Fanboy

[Points To Boog] Boog, Keep Playing! [Points To Dollarnator] Dollarnator, Keep Filming! [To Chum Chum] Come on, mad-dog, we're on!

Chum Chum

[Holds a pacifier] I'm Getting too old for this.

Sandy, You're Ok! [Notices That Boog's Car is Vibrating] What The? [Boog's Car Starts Vibrating Again] That Doesn't Like Sandy! [An Angry Lenny Jumps On Boog's Face] AHHH!!!

Lenny

YOU'VE LOCKED ME IN YOUR TRUNK ALL NIGHT!

Sorry, Leonard, I-I Forgot! Y-Y-You're Just not Memberable to me!

Lenny

Wha...What's Going On?!?

Chum Chum

Good news! We Found Our Underwear!

Fanboy

Oh Yeah, And There's a Frosty Freezy Freeze Monster Running Amok Inside The Store.

Lenny

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Fanboy

Relax, Lenny! Now That We Have Our Underwear, Chum Chum And I Will Handle This!

Chum Chum

Uh, I Little Privacy Please?

Lenny

[Turns away And Looks at F&C] What Does Underwear Have to Do With Defeating a Ferocious Ice Monster?!

Fanboy

It's Simple. Now That We Have our underwear Back... [F&C Throws Their Frosty Freezy Freeze Cups On The Floor And Putting Their Underwear Back On] We Have Our Powers Back!

Lenny

You Guys Don't Have Any Powers!

Fanboy

don't we? You See Leonard, our underwear Isn't Just tighty and whitey...

It's...MIGHTY!

Fanboy

Now, stay outta sighty! We'll handle this fighty.

Chum Chum

Yeah, and try not to miss it, cause it's gonna be...brief!

Fanboy

Let's roll.

Power of...FLIGHT!!!

Lenny

I Still Can't Believe You Guys Have Powers!

Fanboy

With Great Underwear Comes Great Underwear-ability.

Chum Chum

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Can You Open This, Fanboy?

Fanboy

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Nope. Boy, That Jar. They're Real Tight!

Lenny

You Guys Have Superpowers, But You Can't Open a Mayonnaise Jar?!

Fanboy

Well The Mayonnaise isn't Imposing a major threat, Now is it?

Dollarnator

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