[Connie and her friends wait impatiently outside the closet for those inside who are making out]
CConnie
[knocks] C'mon, you guys. It's been well over 7 minutes. [knocks again] Let's go! Other people wanna use the closet!
[she opens the door]
[she and her friends suddenly react to what they see]
[Meg and Chris, out of costume, are kissing in their underwear in the closet; they suddenly stop when they notice that they are being watched, then look at each other nervously]
[both scream in shock]
OH, MY GOD! What are you doing here?!
Tryin' to grab some boob!
I didn't know it was you!
Well, who did you think it was?!
[coughs] OH, MY GOD! Oh! WE DID SO MUCH!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
MDMan dressed as Clinton
[in his underpants] Ah! Maybe I can get in on this!
[Stewie and Brian are at Floyd Wetherton's house to trick or treat]
[rings the doorbell] Trick or treat!
[Floyd opens the door]
Well, the thing about Halloween is that t-the candy corn is not p-particularly unusually cause of the determinant factor of timeless tradition in is in contrast to the Turkey Day. [sets down a lamp] Gesundheit. [closes the door]
[Peter, Joe and Quagmire are all in a Japanese Zero with Quagmire flying it. Joe and Peter admire the view from above]
Whoa! Quahog looks beautiful from up here!
Yeah, this thing handles pretty smooth, doesn't it? Feels right. [loses his smile] Feels like... something I was kinda meant to fly, y'know?
Hey, there's Quahog Harbor!
[Some naval vessels are shown]
Look at all those old naval vessels!
Yeah... look at them all... [suddenly, he starts taking the plane to fly downward]
Whoa, whoa, easy, Quagmire. What are you doin'?
I dunno, Peter. It feels like... something just awakened inside me. I can feel my grandfather's Japanese blood coursing through my veins... [lowers the lever to take the plane down faster, scaring the crap out of Joe and Peter]
[scared] QUAGMIRE, WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
[also scared] WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS!?
Shut up, round eye! [makes the plane do barrel rolls]
OH MY GOD, STOP, QUAGMIRE, I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
帝国空軍の誇りと名誉、俺の先祖のために俺は逝くぞ！万歳！！！ (I DO THIS FOR THE HONOR OF THE IMPERIAL AIR FORCE AND FOR MY HONORABLE ANCESTORS; BANZAI!)
[The Japanese Zero is near a naval vessel's plane landing pad, getting ready to crash it. Peter and Joe scream in horror.]
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THIS IN MY COUNTRY!?
[Quagmire lifts the lever up and avoids hitting the ship. The trio continue their ride as they ride across the ocean. Peter and Joe are completely scared crapless out of what happened. They take deep breaths.]
PRANK'S ON YOU, (censored)! I'm not Japanese!
No! THAT WAS FOR MAKING ME HAVE SEX WITH JOE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!
[turns to Joe, surprised] You guys actually had sex?
Yeah, I kinda went rouge with that one.
