[Connie and her friends wait impatiently outside the closet for those inside who are making out]
[knocks] C'mon, you guys. It's been well over 7 minutes. [knocks again] Let's go! Other people wanna use the closet!
[she opens the door]
You guys!
[she and her friends suddenly react to what they see]
Oh... my... God!
[Meg and Chris, out of costume, are kissing in their underwear in the closet; they suddenly stop when they notice that they are being watched, then look at each other nervously]
Chris?
Meg?
[both scream in shock]
OH, MY GOD! What are you doing here?!
Tryin' to grab some boob!
FROM YOUR SISTER?!
I didn't know it was you!
Well, who did you think it was?!
Some bitch! Who cares?!
[coughs] OH, MY GOD! Oh! WE DID SO MUCH!
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
[in his underpants] Ah! Maybe I can get in on this!
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