“Baby, You Knock Me Out” quotes from Family Guy

Tom

Now, since this is a televised boxing match, I'm going to be joined by a horribly-disfigured former fighter providing barely intelligible commentary throughout. Any thoughts on the fight, Floyd?

Ah, I think that they're... they're gonna have, they're gonna be fighting D-Diedre's last fight in the contrast to the later one is gonna be b-better than usually.

Tom

And how do you think that helps her chances tonight?

Well, uh, the match lasting about u-up until the particular inaccuracy, p-particular unusually t-that should be the ultimate determining factor in about the 12-round experience, heart of a champion, margarine hat.

Tom

Well, we'll be watching for that. We'll be checking in with you throughout the night, Floyd, and happy 23rd birthday.

You're welcome.

Tom Tucker

Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are at round 6, the round that Deidre Jackson predicted she would kill Lois Griffin. What do you think, Floyd? Is she gonna make good on that promise?

A broken promise, i-is a lot like a child's pinwheel. You have to b-be yourself, or at least within the confines.

Tom Tucker

[Tom knods in agreement] Alright, well, let's see what's going on in the ring.

Tom Tucker

Wow! Well, what do you think, Floyd? How did Lois Griffin do what no other challenger could do and knock out Deirdre Jackson?

I have a strong headache when I go to sleep and when I wake up.

Tom Tucker

And how do you think that's going to effect Jackson's next fight?

My Puerto Rican wife got fat.