[Peter, Joe and Quagmire are all in a Japanese Zero with Quagmire flying it. Joe and Peter admire the view from above]
Whoa! Quahog looks beautiful from up here!
Yeah, this thing handles pretty smooth, doesn't it? Feels right. [loses his smile] Feels like... something I was kinda meant to fly, y'know?
Hey, there's Quahog Harbor!
[Some naval vessels are shown]
Look at all those old naval vessels!
Yeah... look at them all... [suddenly, he starts taking the plane to fly downward]
Whoa, whoa, easy, Quagmire. What are you doin'?
I dunno, Peter. It feels like... something just awakened inside me. I can feel my grandfather's Japanese blood coursing through my veins... [lowers the lever to take the plane down faster, scaring the crap out of Joe and Peter]
[scared] QUAGMIRE, WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
[also scared] WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS!?
Shut up, round eye! [makes the plane do barrel rolls]
OH MY GOD, STOP, QUAGMIRE, I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!!
帝国空軍の誇りと名誉、俺の先祖のために俺は逝くぞ！万歳！！！ (I DO THIS FOR THE HONOR OF THE IMPERIAL AIR FORCE AND FOR MY HONORABLE ANCESTORS; BANZAI!)
OH GOD!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[The Japanese Zero is near a naval vessel's plane landing pad, getting ready to crash it. Peter and Joe scream in horror.]
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THIS IN MY COUNTRY!?
WHAT!?
PAYBACK!
[Quagmire lifts the lever up and avoids hitting the ship. The trio continue their ride as they ride across the ocean. Peter and Joe are completely scared crapless out of what happened. They take deep breaths.]
What the hell was that!?
PRANK'S ON YOU, (censored)! I'm not Japanese!
You're not?
No! THAT WAS FOR MAKING ME HAVE SEX WITH JOE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!
[turns to Joe, surprised] You guys actually had sex?
Yeah, I kinda went rouge with that one.
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