You lost $2300 to your father?!?!
Relax, alright? We're gonna get the money back.
How?
When he dies.
Everybody Loves Raymond · Season 1, Episode 9
“Win, Lose or Draw” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Ray Barone (4), Frank Barone (4), Marie Barone (3), Debra Barone (2), Robert Barone (1)
You lost $2300 to your father?!?!
Relax, alright? We're gonna get the money back.
How?
When he dies.
[Robert interrogates Ray and Frank for illegally gambling]
What the hell are you doing?
"Good Cop/Bad Cop". It's just taking a little longer because there's only one of me.
You're giving him back that money!
Like hell, I am! I want to teach him a lesson. You up the stakes, you lose a lot. Play with fire, you're going to get burned.
[Waves check in front of Raymond]
AND ALWAYS, THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!
You're not talking to me?
Nope.
[smiling] I just keep winning.
This is for you.
Ahh. But I thought Frank said...
No, he doesn't know anything about that. This is my money.
You have money?
Oh... My father, oh, such a wise man. On my wedding day, he took me aside, gave me $200, and said, "Here". This is if you come to your senses and leave Frank.
Wow. My dad only gave me fifty.
For the last time I'm not taking the money. I lost it, that's all. I'm a big boy alright? If I take the money what kind of message does that send to my kids? That no matter what happened you can go to your father and he'll make everything ok?
You're right. You're right.
What, what am I right about?
You should be able to go to your father, and he should be able to make it ok. [Gives Ray his money back]
So Ray, you feel like a winner?
Not really.
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