[Andy is staring at Angelina, the attractive waitress.]
So, Angelina, how are you?
AAngelina
Did you want something?
No, thanks. I just thought we could talk.
“Look Don't Touch” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Ray Barone (4), Bernie (2), Debra Barone (1), Frank Barone (1), Marie Barone (1), Andy (1)
[Angelina walks away] Ahh, did you smell her?
No, I read the sign Bernie, "Thank You for not smelling the help."
Oh, man look at her. If I wasn't married, do you know what I'd do?
You'd wear the same underwear every day.
Hello, ladies!
What are you doing here?
Hehehe, I came to check out the new waitress.
Oh god.
AAngelina
Hello, will you be staying for lunch?
Holy Crap! Uh....yes, I will, thank you.
[Marie thinks Ray might have an affair with Angelina, the attractive waitress]
Marie, I'm not worried. I trust Ray.
Oh, I'm not worried about Raymond either, dear. I'm worried about that pizza parlor putana!
[to Angelina] I'm sorry that was rude of me. This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady.
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