Jack Carter quotes from Eureka

Carter

Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy... So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way if you could maybe...

Deputy Andy

Kick him to the curb?

Carter

Glad we understand each other.

Carter

What the hell is a "reproductive clause"?

Andy

Well boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Carter

So what do you figure? We gonna blow something up or get covered in goo?

Jo

Why are you so pessimistic?

Carter

Really?

Jo

Right. I think I'm gonna go with goo.

Carter

I'll go with explosion.

Allison

We're green across the board, well how do you like that, everything went perfect.

Fargo

It worked!

Carter

I cleared my whole morning for damage control.

Jo

Me too.

Carter

Coffee?

Andy

I smell sabotage.

Carter

Ahhhhh, I don't know. I mean I know the people at GD can be petty and-and careless and-and negligent true. And even homicidal I-I, what was I saying?

Andy

That no one at GD would have maliciously stolen the device.

Carter

It's possible.

Fargo

Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"!

Carter

Almost everybody.

Game over.

Carter

I just hate myself sometimes.

Carter

You okay?

Allison

Yeah.

Carter

I gotta go kick my ass.

It will be nice to be free of all the craziness.

Zoe

I see your point

Lojack! Get back here!

Carter

Outsmarted you again?

His IQ is higher than yours, mate. He's a canine Houdini. Lend us a hand?

Jo

No, I am sorry Tag, we're kinda busy.

Carter

Yeah, aren't you the dog catcher?

Biological Containment Specialist.

Carter

Right.

Carter

Grant.

Dr. Grant

I prefer Dr. Trent Rockwell, sport.

Carter

Seriously. Why did you choose that name?

Dr. Grant

Well, Trevor Grant is so 20th century, don't you think?

Zoe

Dad? Did you just see...?

Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.