LucyAt least your residents acknowledge your existence. Mine don't even know I'm here. I get more respect from this rubber arm.
A character in E.R.
Played by Kellie Martin
E.R. · 1,278 quotes
In 20 of the 1,278 quotes from E.R.
Most scenes with: John Carter (5), Mark Greene (2), Kerry Weaver (2)
LucyAt least your residents acknowledge your existence. Mine don't even know I'm here. I get more respect from this rubber arm.
Hey, Luc, did you just get here?
LucyBernard, what are you doing?
What happened?
LucyOh, some fire twirler burned his butt and the whole troupe's waiting for him. What is all this? You look like some geek pacing around.
I am a geek pacing around. Taking Dr. Weaver's audio tour of the ER.
LucyWho's Dr. Weaver?
Kind of short, red hair, uses a crutch.
[Lucy shrugs]
So what do they just have you sitting here?
LucyI don't know what I'm supposed to do. No one's told me anything.
LucySo your dad works here?
Yeah, he's one of the bosses. Well, he used to be the only boss, before Dr. Weaver butted in.
So, I haven't had much of a chance to work with you today. I trust everything is going well?
LucyYes. You know, pretty well for a first day.
In other words, it's been completely hateful, huh?
LucyDid I say the wrong thing?
In general, it's probably not a good idea to show up the residents.
LucySo, I should give the wrong answer?
Tricky, isn't it?
Welcome aboard.
LucyRight, Dr. Carter?
Please don't call him Dr. Carter. We'll never be able to live with him.
LucyWhat should I call you?
He's just...Carter.
Dr. Carter will be fine.
Hey, you guys just missed a good one. I sent a guy straight up to the OR. Perfed his intestine with a carrot.
A whole carrot?
LucyHow do you swallow a whole carrot?
[Carter and Carol look at her]
Didn't swallow.
Lucy[embarrassed] Oh, I get it.
Lucy[preparing a injection] Malik, could I ask you a question? Which do you think is the better vein?
That's the one. Big and straight.
LucyOkay.
Just slide it in, he can't feel anything.
LucyAll right. [she inserts the needle] It's going in. Got a flash. I'm advancing.
Sapphire pinkie ring? This man ain't got no class.
LucyHooked up the line. Got the tape. How come it's not running in?
It's infiltrated. You went all they way through the vein.
LucyNo, I was really careful.
Well, Lucy, you gotta be kind of Zen with it, okay? Now watch the master okay? It's not about seeing. It's not about feeling. It's about knowing.
Okay, party's over; you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
LucyWhat's wrong, was the music too loud?
No, the furniture was too on fire.
[on the hospital's rooftop] Hi.
LucyThought you went home.
No - we're on in an hour. It's better not to sleep unless you can get at least three.
LucyI wouldn't sleep anyway.
The crit's up three points, but the renal failure may be permanent. That's if she wakes up.
Lucy[Upset] I thought we were saving her.
No... we were giving her her only chance...
LucyThat's not good enough!
It has to be.
LucyNo, it doesn't.
Some patients get to you more than others, I know. But when you do everything that you can, sometimes even more than you thought you could, you've got to walk away knowing you fought the good fight. You fought the good fight, Lucy. [pauses] Tomorrow you'll fight another one.
Lucy[about Romano] So, should I feel special, or does he stare at everyone's breasts?
No, only the females as far as I know.
Are you back with us?
LucyNo, I'm still on Psych.
Well, you'll be back doing real medicine soon, so don't get too used to the cush life.
LucyYeah, I won't.
LucyDr. Finch, do you always jog to work?
It's only four miles.
Kind of makes you want to dislike her, doesn't it?
LucyDr. Dave, how much should I lower his O2?
Oh, I don't know. Crank it down. If he turns blue, crank it up.
LucyYou're kidding, right?
No. Purple ain't good.
Well, it's nice to see that when the cat's away, the mouse still jumps.
What's going on?
Just teaching Ms. Knight the finer points of an L-VAD implantation. You know, from now on, I think I'm only gonna do favors for people who come begging at my doorstep. Which leads me to ask, Peter, why wasn't it you?
I never even considered it.
O ye of little faith.
LucyDr. Romano, I again just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you doing this.
Eh, that's enough sucking up, Lucy. Cut please.
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