Right, Dr. Carter?
Please don't call him Dr. Carter. We'll never be able to live with him.
What should I call you?
He's just...Carter.
Dr. Carter will be fine.
“Split Second” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: John Carter (2), Mark Greene (2), Lucy Knight (2), Kerry Weaver (1), Carol Hathaway (1), Robert Romano (1), Elizabeth Corday (1), Jerry (1)
You know, I think it's a wise move for you. Great research opportunities in EMS.
Well, I'm actually more interested in coordinating paramedic care.
And for once, you and I would not be in competition. Field work was never my forte.
You wouldn't want this job, Kerry. There's no money, no power, no glory.
Yeah, right. It doesn't fit into my Machiavellian scheme to rule the Emergency Department.
I couldn't do it, work with family.
Robert, you can't work with anyone.
OOlbes
Hold on. Are you telling me that the EMS Medical Director is a real person?
He's an ER doc.
OOlbes
Huh. I thought it was just a name they stuck on the top of memos.
Not when I do it.
Hey, you guys just missed a good one. I sent a guy straight up to the OR. Perfed his intestine with a carrot.
A whole carrot?
How do you swallow a whole carrot?
[Carter and Carol look at her]
Didn't swallow.
[embarrassed] Oh, I get it.
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