What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby?
Did you go out with Kovac?
I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with.
LK Lester Kertzenstein
Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
LK Lester Kertzenstein
Great.
We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.
DS Dave Spencer
So how was your pancake-juju thing?
DS Dave Spencer
Your surgery. The operation you were doing this morning.
DS Dave Spencer
You made that up, didn't you?
DS Dave Spencer
Come on, admit it. You have the perfect job for getting out of things. Who's going to argue with a surgeon? "I'm really sorry, I'd love to help you move this weekend, but I have to separate a pair of Guatemalan twins who are joined at the testes."
Actually, a pancreaticojejunostomy is a re-plumbing of the upper GI tract.
DS Dave Spencer
That sounds painful. Can you get that from working out? Because my shoulder's been killing me.
I believe that's called old age.
RA Risk Assessment Expert
This place is a disaster. I've never seen anything like it. I've witnessed your workers engaging in bullying, hostility, violence, inappropriate touching...
Oh, come on. We have a good staff. They do their best.
RA Risk Assessment Expert
You have a bunch of walking lunatics on your hands. Doctors yelling, nurses beating up patients. You need to start firing people immediately.
RA Risk Assessment Expert
What?
Don't come back tomorrow.
RA Risk Assessment Expert
You won't be meeting the terms of the legal settlement.
So sue me! Again! What else is new?
[talking about almost having an abortion] When I finally figured out where the clinic was, I sat in the waiting room and when they called my name I couldn't get up. The second time I went, I was too late. And now I look at Alex...
The clinic I went to had a Strawberry Shortcake poster. I just looked at that the whole time.
AN Arnie Nadler
Hi, I want to talk about the incident with Dr. Morris.
S [Sam
It was no incident, it was a french fry.
Well, don't hit her. She's crippled.
What are we gonna throw all our TB patients in jail?
No, just this one in particular.
If this is the way we treat people with TB, they're gonna stop coming to this hospital.
Abby, it's not like they all go clubbing together.
S10 E15 Blood Relations
Actually, I was thinking. It might be a good time to take a break.
You know, just take it slower. You know what I'm saying.
We're not exclusive, right? We're just, like, dating or whatever. No commitment, no strings, no co-parenting. Just keep it casual, OK?
[to Frank] You know what? You're a horrible man. Do you think it's pleasant being greeted every day by a fusillade of homophobic, xenophobic ranting from a bigot? From now on, I expect nothing from you but silence; blissful silence.
Because, when I said before... I didn't mean we shouldn't see each other at all. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
You want things to be casual.
Right. But if it's a choice between something serious or nothing, maybe serious is the way to go.
We had to open up your chest to bypass the blockage. So, no more nachos. No more peirogis.
I'm in hell, right? You killed me. You and your faithful Indian companion.
[about Gillian] She has a boyfriend.
You said you didn't want to be exclusive!
You know what, I don't care. It's fine, Luka.
You think I really care how many French girls you're screwing? You already nailed every nurse in the ER!
Dr. Weaver, if I'm endangering any lives, I'm willing to leave.
Good. Why don't you go stand in the middle of Lake Shore Drive and play Tiananmen Square?
[about Neela] She'll be a star in internal medicine or research, something using your intellect, but she's not an ER doc.
Since when did intellect become a liability to working in the ER?
There was a memo while you were in Africa.
Neela, we were ranking fourth year med students in there. And everybody agreed you're really bright, and we really like working with you.
Someone spoke poorly of me?
Well, nobody in particular.
Was it Dr. Chen? Because she's had it in for me...
Neela, you have to be more decisive. Okay, you have to be more... proactive.
They feel I'm too passive?
Tell you what, for the next four hours, you are a doctor. I want you to carry a minimum of three patients at all times. Start their workups, order their labs and meds, and present back to me only after you've put your own diagnostic plan into action. Today, you're a shark.
Keep swimming, or you die.
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