Dave Spencer and Elizabeth in “Get Carter”

So how was your pancake-juju thing?

Elizabeth

My what?

Your surgery. The operation you were doing this morning.

Elizabeth

Pancreaticojejunostomy?

You made that up, didn't you?

Elizabeth

Nope.

Come on, admit it. You have the perfect job for getting out of things. Who's going to argue with a surgeon? "I'm really sorry, I'd love to help you move this weekend, but I have to separate a pair of Guatemalan twins who are joined at the testes."

Elizabeth

Actually, a pancreaticojejunostomy is a re-plumbing of the upper GI tract.

That sounds painful. Can you get that from working out? Because my shoulder's been killing me.

Elizabeth

I believe that's called old age.