“Get Carter” · Season 10, Episode 13
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (3), John Carter (2), Elizabeth Corday (2), Kerry Weaver (1), Sam (1), Frank Martin (1), Chuny (1), Kem (1)
Hey, would you mind if Kem observes in the hospital today?
Yep.
Um- she has her Master's Degree in Public Health.
That's no reason to punish her. [Carter laughs] Give the poor woman a credit card, Carter- let her have some fun.
I tried that. She would like to speak to the Public Health nurses and see how we track communicable disease.
Sure, fine. Maybe she can motivate some of these slackers around here.
Frank, did any labs come back on the Goram kid? [Frank doesn't answer, he's leaning against the desk looking pale] Frank! You alright?
I think I'm havin' a heart attack.
Are you kidding?
Do I look like I'm kidding?!
Okay, here- here! [she pulls over a chair] Sit down! I need some nitro- [Frank sits down, lets loose a massive, prolonged belch; Abby fans the air in front of her]
[sighs, feeling better] Oh, that feels a lot better. You know, I'll bet it was just those breakfast perogies.
[After Kerry has used the money bequeathed by Dr. Romano to fund a memorial care center in his name for gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender patients and families]
l[ooking at the plaque of Romano's face] Is it just me, or do the eyes seem to follow you?
Was Romano's prosthetic arm destroyed in the accident?
I dunno. Why?
'Cause if it wasn't, it's going to hunt Dr. Weaver down and strangle her. [he, Kem and Abby laugh]
He wasn't a big supporter of gay rights?
Ah, no.
That's too creepy. [she leaves, Elizabeth Corday walks in]
Did I miss the dedication?
More like post-mortem payback.
[reading the plaque in astonishment] Oh, my God!
What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby?
Did you go out with Kovac?
Briefly, yeah.
And Carter?
Yep.
Abby's the ER slut.
I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with.
Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
Yeah.
Great.
We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.
So how was your pancake-juju thing?
My what?
Your surgery. The operation you were doing this morning.
Pancreaticojejunostomy?
You made that up, didn't you?
Nope.
Come on, admit it. You have the perfect job for getting out of things. Who's going to argue with a surgeon? "I'm really sorry, I'd love to help you move this weekend, but I have to separate a pair of Guatemalan twins who are joined at the testes."
Actually, a pancreaticojejunostomy is a re-plumbing of the upper GI tract.
That sounds painful. Can you get that from working out? Because my shoulder's been killing me.
I believe that's called old age.
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