[to a patient who happens to work in a bakery] What's the deal with wedding cakes? How come they are so expensive? I saw one that cost $2,000.
Can you really put a price on the most special day of your life?
Mmm, what if it sucks?
“From Here to Paternity” · Season 13, Episode 17
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (3), Morris (2), Hope (2), Greg Pratt (1), Dawn (1)
You want me to talk to this dude because I'm black.
Well, yeah. I mean, you are black, aren't you?
That's wrong, Morris.
What? We do this all the time! If I had a pregnant girl, I might get Abby. Big Croatian, Kovac.
I didn't come to you with my autistic Irish kid.
You could've! You should've!
[slamming her locker door] I knew it!
[startled] What?
You're getting married.
Am not!
Well, why are you looking in the wedding mags?
Because they're... they're... they're... there!
And why were you asking all the wedding cake questions earlier?
I was... I was curious.
Okay, fine. Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not getting married.
No!
Why not?
Because that's stupid. [contemplates that thought, then looks into Hope's eyes] I am not getting married. [she looks away]
You looked away. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Hope! If you tell anyone, I'll kill you. [Hope giggles] You hear me? Kill you. As in dead. Got it?
Please tell Mr. Morales that there are things that he can buy that won't get, uh, stuck up there. You know, like a wide base, or a string attached.
My Spanish definitely ain't that good.
Uh, Señor. [gesturing to his behind] Este una salida! No entrada!
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