[while Frank & Jerry are fighting about wearing the same Santa costume] You guys, we already have the wasted angel of Bethlehem. Can we not have feuding St. Nicks?
“Hindsight” · Season 9, Episode 10
In this episode: Abby Lockhart (3), Luka Kovač (2), Frank Martin (2), Greg Pratt (1), Erin (1)
[while dressed in a Santa suit] Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas, little girl.
I want it to be January.
Since when is Santa scary?
Since he looks like a fat, old homeless dude.
I feel like crap.
You don't look so good either.
Thanks a lot.
Why do you want to be a doctor?
I don't know. Good at science.
I became a doctor to take care of people. To heal them. [lies down]
You do. Every day.
But strangers, only strangers. And not tomorrow. [falls asleep]
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