[to Luka] Being married isn't going to change the fact that I don't cook, or sew, or keep track of your socks.
“Sea Change” · Season 13, Episode 22
In this episode: Morris (3), Abby Lockhart (2), Luka Kovač (2), Hope (1)
You couldn't find anyone to cover your shift today?
No. That's the problem with surprise weddings, it's hard to plan.
Your wedding was awesome. I just hope that thing I did didn't make you lose your security deposit.
What thing?
What?
[to Luka] It's like, your wedding happened, and now everything's changed. You know, you're married, I'm with Hope, you're not the chief anymore, there's new ramps in the bathroom. It's a brave new world. Gates is still a pain in the ass, though. At least there's something you can count on.
When I was 8, I found this book in my parents' bedroom: Sex and the Christian Marriage. And the very first page, it said, "Orgasms bring a couple closer to God." So that night at the dinner table, I asked my parents what an orgasm was.
What did they say?
An orgasm is a very special kind of prayer. Which is fine, and actually kind of sweet. But like, later that week, I had my first sleepover at a friend's house, so her mom asked me what my bedtime routine is, and I said "Bath, tooth brushing, orgasm, sleep."
You did not!
I did! I was never invited back.
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