Lizzie Grant quotes from Entourage ... TV Quotes Database

[Ari has just reprimanded Lizzie Grant and Andrew Klein over their affair]

Lizzie Grant

I'd like to go back to my desk now. I'd like to do my job.

Ari

Go! [Lizzie leaves] You so much as eye-fuck another agent in this building, I will deport you naked to the Taliban.

S6 E6 Murphy's Lie

View quote →

[Ari is impressed with Lizzie Grant's performance during negotiations with the NFL]

AAri

What do you think of the name the LA Gold?

Lizzie

I like it.

AAri

I love it!!

Lizzie

Congratulations!

AAri

Congratulations to you! Huh? [embraces Lizzie and begins dancing with her] You killed it in there by the way! Maybe I'll make you a cheerleader there, who knows?

Lizzie

I prefer a GM.

AAri

Whatever you want ... [sees Mrs Ari come in] You won't believe it, baby.

AMrs Ari

Hello, I am Ari's wife.

S7 E2 Buzzed

View quote →

[Ari tries to talk to Lizzie over her resignation because he did not promote her as head of the TV department]

Ari Gold

Lizzie, can I talk to you for a second?

Lizzie Grant

About what, Ari?

Ari

I was hoping that we could part on good terms.

Lizzie

[snickers] you can go fuck yourself, Ari.

Ari

Now is that nice? I'm preparing a nice severance package for you.

Lizzie

Wow.

Ari

You don't want me angry when I'm writing you a check?

Lizzie

No, I don't. What I want you to do Is shove that severance package up your fucking ass.

Ari

If you were my daughter -

Lizzie

If I was your daughter I would blow my fucking brains out. Look, Ari, you might think I'm some sort of cute little pushover, but you screwed me and I am going to do everything I can to pay you back.

Ari

Is it that time of the month for you, Lizzie? Because I think that your hormones are making your brain forget who you are threatening!!

Lizzie

You don't scare me, Ari, not even a little bit.

S7 E4 Tequila Sunrise

View quote →