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Babs quotes from Entourage

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In 3 of the 195 quotes from Entourage
Most scenes with: Ari Gold (3)

Scenes with Babs 3

[Barbara crashes the Gold Standard Agency's emergency meeting after Terrence denies Ari his settlement money]

[upon seeing Babs] Hey Babs, the Traitorous Skanks Anonymous meeting is next door.

BBabs

Let's talk.

[Ari and Babs go to adjacent room]

Can't believe that you set me up after all I've done for you.

BBabs

Ari, I need you to see your cards.

You've seen 'em.

BBabs

How much do you need?

[flabbergasted] What?

BBabs

Come on, I want to be partners.

Why?

BBabs

Because I believe in you, and because I can't work with my ex-husband anymore.

No shot, this is my deal.

BBabs

Ari, you have no money and I have too much.

So what do you want?

BBabs

To fuck...Kidding. I want 60% of my name on top.

I'd rather fuck.

BBabs

Fifty-five.

Forty-five.

BBabs

Fifty-one.

Forty-nine.

[Ari and Babs return to meeting]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...[raises Babs' left arm] MILLER-GOLD! Huh!!? [agents cheer; to Babs] We sound like a fucking beer.

S3 E8 The Release
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[Having regained his hire-and-fire mojo from an impromptu session with his marriage therapist, Ari goes back to the office to confront Robby Rubino at the conference room for being so unproductive]

Great work Rob, great work. See if you can read this. [writes GET THE FUCK OUT!!! on white board] You're fired, and in case your ears are fucked, [points the door] GET THE FUCK OUT!!! And the next person I see juggling, tap-dancing, or baton-twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks will join him, alright? One-strike policy applies, now get back to work! Goddamn, that felt good.

BBabs

What happened, Ari?

Shock therapy, Babs. [to employee munching chocolate bar] Skip it Jeannie. [grabs bar]

S3 E15 Manic Monday
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[Babs is irritated at Ari crashing "The Most Powerful Women in Hollywood" testimonial party]

BBabs

I want an apology. Now.

Ladies, I'm sorry I'd like to congratulate each and every one of you, but unfortunately, Barbara's cock [women gasp in shock] is all I can handle right now! Congrats again...[leaves]

S5 E10 Seth Green Day
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