Eric quotes from Entourage, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Kevin Connolly

6th most-quoted character in Entourage: in 26 of its 195 quotes
Most scenes with: Ari Gold (11), Johnny Drama (8), Turtle (7)

Scenes with Eric 26

Eric

[Waking up at 5:30 a.m. and dialing Ari] Enjoy this, motherfucker.

AMrs Ari

[hearing Ari's phone ring] Who died?

AAri

No one, yet. [answers the phone] What?

Eric

It looks like I woke you up this time, Ari.

AAri

No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something. Is he?

Eric

No...

AAri

Then what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle?

S3 E4 Guys and Doll

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Drama

You know what they say: "An actor with a no agent is..."

Eric

Is what?

Drama

Is fucked!

S3 E5 Crash and Burn

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[Drama reflects on Sloan's friend, who joined the group on their night out and was introduced to him and Turtle]

Drama

She was ice cold. Did you hear what she said to me when I asked to buy her a drink?

Eric

No, what?

Drama

"No, thank you." What a bitch.

S3 E6 Three's Company

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[The gang talks about E feeling bad after his trifecta with Sloan and Tori]

Drama

Freud says there are no accidents...

Eric

Oh yeah? [To Turtle and Drama] You two crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?

S3 E7 Strange Days

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Eric

Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest.

Turtle

Really? Titties?

Eric

It's a stripper contest.

Turtle

Nice.

S3 E9 Vegas Baby, Vegas!

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Eric

Remember me?

Ari

One never forgets their first love, E.

S3 E10 I Wanna Be Sedated

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[Billy Walsh introduces Vince and E to the post-production crew before showing the first cut of Medellin]

Billy

Guys, my whole crew is Latin; help make this film as absolutely authentic as it could be. My editor Raul, his assistant slash little brother Terro. Both Mexican, both totally legal. My, uh, post guy's Brazilian, the caterers from Chile. Every Thursday we get that endangered sea bass flown in.

Eric

[sees very pretty Latina woman walk past him] What does she do?

Billy

She gives blow jobs. Seriously, she's a street walker I brought back from Colombia.

S4 E2 The First Cut is the Deepest

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[E and Billy try to patch up their differences over the Medellin trailer leak]

Eric

But he sent me an email at four a.m. threatening to kill me.

Billy

And then at five a.m., my editor called and told me that he got pissed at his girl last week and put a video of him giving her a facial on cumfiesta.com. She got back at him with my trailer... our trailer.

S4 E6 The WeHo Ho

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[Eric answers the phone in his new office.]

Eric

Eric Murphy.

Ari

Like the new office number E? You know, it spells 274-COCK.

Eric

It does not!

Ari

No, it doesn't, but I made you look!

S4 E8 Gary's Desk