Scenes with Grandpapi Rivera 39
[After Manny and Grandpapi make a deal with the villains if they participate in winning the Grand Prix, but if they lose, they'll have to leave Miracle City forever]
Grandpapi Leave Miracle City (forever)? I was going to say we wash their cars for a month.
I don't know what happened, I just got caught up in the moment and… [grabs his grandfather by the arm] we really gotta win this race!
Grandpapi Oh, we going to win. Check this out. [presses a button on the remote, opening the garage door] The Rivera-mobile!
G Granpapi
And I got us the best mechanic churros can buy.
Dude, this car's all full of, like, parts and junk.
Frida, you don't know anything about cars.
It's okay, I got two assistants. [gesturing to Señor Chapi and Little Mule]
[Little Mule chews and chomps on some wires, and gets electrocuted, brays in pain]
Be on the lookout. This year, I will stop the race. This I swear! [walks away]
Grandpapi Ha, my boy, he pretty, but he's not so bright.
ET El Tigre/Manny
It's like the villains are working together to make sure we lose!
Grandpapi Imposible. Villains don't know the meaning of the word "teamwork." Or "eggplant."
ET El Tigre/Manny
Do they know the meaning of the word, "I'm gonna kick your butt?!"
ET El Tigre/Manny
The bridge is up and we're not going fast enough to jump it! Frida, we have to make it! Everything's writing on this!
I know, I know! Now which button…
MG Manny & Grandpapi
FRIDA!
Grandpapi No time for donkey potty!
Not that. [points to the white sewer gator up ahead] THAT!
[Sartana arrives at the Rivera house, blasting the door down with her mystic guitar]
[alarmed in horror] Sartana of the Dead!
[fiercely] You dare intrude upon my father's special day?! [he and Manny change into White Pantera and El Tigre, preparing to take her down]
Grandpapi You're making a mistake!
ET El Tigre/Manny
Don't worry, we'll get rid of this filthy garbage before your fiancée gets here. [he and his father start charging at Sartana together]
Grandpapi [gets in the way, defending her] NO! [Manny and Rodolfo crash into him] You no understand. This filthy garbage, she is my fiancée! [Sartana waves sweetly and they both hold hands]
[dreamily] Pumey, the love of my afterlife.
ET El Tigre/Manny
[not believing it; shocked] It's like a horrible dream.
Or a really romantic nightmare.
Grandpapi [as Rodolfo peeks out the door, seeing if there's a pony] There's no pony!
[Rodolfo sulks and walks back to the dining table]
[sitting at another table with Manny and two of Sartana's skeleton bandits] Man, I hate sitting at the kids-and-skeletons table.
ET El Tigre/Manny
ARE YOU ALL NUTS?! This is Sartana of the Dead, our most dangerous enemy! We have to stop this!
It is Grandpapi's decision. We must respect it, no matter how unsafe, demented, and revolting it is.
Grandpapi Thank you.
Manny, I hope that one day you will call me, Grandmami.
ET El Tigre/Manny
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!! [continues screaming as time goes by and stops] Whoa, how long have I been screaming?
Eh, a couple hours. We tried to stop you for while, but everyone got tired and went to bed.
ET El Tigre/Manny
Sartana's up to something. This is all a plan to destroy Grandpapi. We will drive a wedge between them and stop the wedding. This I swear!
WP White Pantera/Rodolfo
Flock of Fury, prepare to be plucked!
TIME FOR THE FIGHTINGS! The way you treat me all those years ago was UNFORGIVABLE! [throws an egg bomb at Puma Loco]
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
[slices the bomb in half, exploding it] Sorry. [fires his missiles at Lady Gobbler]
Oh, Puma. If you live through the fight, you call me, okay?
"Prepare to be plucked." Pathetic. No wonder I broke up with you.
WP White Pantera/Rodolfo
Uh, I broke up with you.
Dude, you rule the arcade. You're like a genius… except for your brain.
I owe it all to thumb push-ups.
Manny, I thought you were in your room sick! What's going on here?!
It's not what it looks like.
Grandpapi It looked like you forget you sneaked out, so you no bother to sneaky back in.
Oh, then it is what it looks like.
ET El Tigre/Manny
Mighty El Tigre, we need your help. Can you get us to Miracle City?
Why should I? [looks up above at the Land of the Living, seeing Rodolfo and Grandpapi in trouble]
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
Ai-yee! That was my favorite kidney!
ET El Tigre/Manny
Do it for them… White Pantera and Puma Loco. Good or bad, they always respected your memory.
Your time is up, Riveras! Any last words?
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
Two. Breath… mint.
ET El Tigre/Manny
We've got one chance. We must use our ultimate weapon… the Rivera Super Macho Blitz!
[The Riveras gasp in shock over hearing this]
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
But, Manny, no one has ever survived the blitz!
JJ Justice Jaguar
I know I didn't.
ET El Tigre/Manny
I gotta take a chance. If I don't, Sartana will destroy Miracle City! The Rivera bloodline will end! Rivera men, assemble! [the Rivera men all assemble; to Original El Tigre] You with me?
We are Riveras. Good or evil, we will go down fighting…
R Riveras
[victoriously] Together!
You can do it, El Tigre! I believe in you! You are a RIVERA!
ET El Tigre/Manny
Ancient Tiger Spirit, I SUMMON YOU! [turns into a tiger spirit]
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
[surprised; to Rodolfo] Where'd he learn that?
ET El Tigre/Manny
What are you so mad about?! You're the one who started all this!
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
I start it?! You the one don't want to do evil no more.
ET El Tigre/Manny
So, you replaced me with some geeky wannabe supervillain kid?!
PL Puma Loco/Grandpapi
Bah, I just using him. That goofy ball never going to be a real villain.
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