Frida Suárez quotes from El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

You know what's funny? If not for this inexplicable string of crimes and disasters, I would have been beautifying the city with Manny and Frida instead of… giving them lots of money?

Frida

How you doing?

Manny

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! [runs back to Chui and hugs him; sobbing] He's my Chui! He's…my…Chui! [sobs] We can't leave him and go home!

Frida

I know it's hard, dude, but you got to let him go.

Manny

No, we really can't leave him and go home. I have no idea where we are.

Frida

[annoyed after getting a F on her geography test] Stupid geography test. I like my answer for "What's the capital of France?"

Manny

Yeah, Frenchy town rocks.

Frida

Stop! If you guys want Manny, you gotta deal with me first!

They are so close. [cries in heartbroken] Frida can never be mine.

[also heartbroken] Or mine. And if we can't have her…

NO ONE WILL!!!

This is my chance to show those girls how macho I am for real! [Makes a girly face and claps] Yay!

Frida

Yeah…he's gonna need a macho coach.

[showing up at the Miracle City junkyard; annoyed] Frida! Missed you at the concert tonight.

Frida

Oh, was that tonight?

Guess you couldn't make it 'cause you were too busy STABBING ME IN THE BACK!

Frida

I didn't stab you anywhere.

How could you?! You haven't seen me all week!

Frida

Sure, I have.

Oh, yeah? What did I bring to school for lunch yesterday?

Frida

FOOD!

Lucky guess.

Frida

You're just mad because for once, I'm not your sidekick.

[angrily gets in her face] Yeah. You're his sidekick!

Frida

Nuh-uh, I'm like, his, "front-kick!"

[drags her away and gets into Manny's face] Get out of her face.

Make me, tin puppy!

Make me make you.

Make me make you make me!

Here… [hands Frida his whip] Finish him.

Frida

[incredulous] What?

It's time for you to choose, Frida… El Tigre or me?

Frida

[nonchalantly] El Tigre. [takes off her biker helmet]

Yes, though it may be agonizing you must decide between… what?

Frida

El Tigre, duh, no brainer.

You can't DO that!

Frida

Can, did.

You were supposed to forget about him! [in a grown man's voice as his body becomes full silver] This is not going according to my secret plan!

[shocked] I know that voice! Silver Wolf is…

[revealing himself in the form of Silver Wolf] The Titanium Titan!

Frida

[disgusted] Eww, I still have his spit on my cheek.

Curse you, Frida! You have foiled my plan to get revenge on El Tigre for stealing White Pantera from me for stealing you from El Tigre!

You understand any of that?

Frida

What's foiled mean?

Now, El Tigre, you will lose the hard way!

Frida

[outraged] Zoe Aves?! [angrily squirts her soda up in Manny's nose]

Manny

[pushes the side of his nose, making the soda squirt out of his eye sockets] Cool.

Frida

She's my arch-nemesis! I can't work with her!

Can, will.

Zoe

[to Manny; sweetly] Hello, Manny. [glaring coldly at Frida] Hello, Frida.

Manny

Come on, Frida. Zoe isn't that bad.

Frida

No? What about the time she sawed through the legs of my stool chair?

Manny

When was that?

Frida

Now. [falls on the ground, revealing Zoe already did it as she snickers sinisterly]

Manny

Uh, maybe she's changed since then?

Frida

[vengefully] I will make Zoe Aves suffer! I will humiliate her! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!! And by "I", I mean, "we."

Manny

Sure, what are friends for?

Voltura

Zoe, are you clear to talk?

Lady Gobbler

You can never be too careful. If your secret identity is discovered, the entire family will be ruined upon!

Zoe

Then maybe these wrist communicators shouldn't beep like a truck backing up.

Voltura

Meet us downtown. We're stealing a shipment of real Russian chickens.

Zoe

Okay. I'm on my way. [sees Manny and Frida and hits her head]

Frida

[annoyingly suspicious] Are you talking to your wrist?

Zoe

No… yes. Uh, I have to go, uh, somewhere, for… a reason. [zips away]

Frida

She's hiding something.

Manny

Why? There's nothing wrong with talking to your wrist.

Black Cuervo

[grabs Zoe's hand and flies into midair above the school] Zoe Aves is nothing to me. Watch as I drop her into her OWN volcano!

Frida

Dude, I don't like her either, but that is harsh.

[joining her twin brother in performing the Eagle Move] You can't beat us, El Tigre. When we join… our powers increase a thousand fold!

And nothing can separate us! Noth--

Frida

Hey, Eagle dork! I got two words for you! Bl-imp.

[screaming in agony] ZEPPELIN!!!

[disgusted] Eww. Without a mustache, you're repulsive.

Frida

Three, two, one. [Manny and Sofia both scream in pain and pass out] I love a wedding. [sniffles happily]

Grandpapi

Manny, what's wrong?

Manny

I got busted at school... again.

Frida

Turns out, teachers don't like it when you put plastic wrap over the faculty toilet bowls.

Very good.

Well rockin'!

Now that was family fun!

Yes, mijo.

Frida

[lands in Manny's hands] Kiss me, you fool! [kisses him in the lips]

Familia forever!