Don't tell anyone, but I'm currently developing the 5/8 Nelson.
S2Replacements
[on Molly`s assertion that she is in love with Dennis] I'm not obsessed with him. I'm intrigued by the enigma.
S2The New World
[when Nancy warns her cookies are hot] I have the pain threshold of a camel.
CMCookie Mom
[sampling Nancy`s cookie] This son of a bitch is a homerun.
I could eat stew seven nights a week. I don't, but I could.
[on how to deal with the cookie moms] If things get rough, you could make them a cookie they can't refuse.
S2Goodbye Sadie
DDiane
Warren Cheswick. Tell me when exactly you decided wearing turtlenecks was a good idea.
[to Carol] You and I are just left with night after night of empty, physical pleasure.
For the first time in my life, I'm giving off pheromones! Thick, billowing clouds of pheromones!
Seriously, Ed. I owe you big time. You're my dog!
S2Charity Cases
[when Mike says they must kick bad habits for Sarah`s sake] You were eating a pop tart naked, so I can't watch E! News Daily?!
I'm still fine tuning the egg to nog ratio.
[indulging Mike`s new cultural side] Welcome home, Michael, would you like a crumpet?
[on why he needs so much clothes] Pants and back up pants.
Giving should never hurt. You should just give until it feels good.
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