Dr. Mike Burton quotes from Ed

Mike

[on how he and Nancy can earn money while they both stay home with Sarah] I figure I'll go downtown once a month, maybe work the hotel lobbies, sell my body to aging divorcees.

Nancy

Well, honey, you really think we can live on thirty-eight cents a month?

[during his medical checkup with Mike] Far be it for me to criticize your bedside manner, but I do believe that was a sigh of despair you just heaved.

Mike

Mark, if you don't do something, and do it now, you're going to die.

Ed

[regarding his and Carol`s desire to have a special, unique wedding] We want to be like the wedding equivalent of Cheers and right now it's more like Coupling.

Mike

What's wrong with Coupling? I like that show. It's provocative.