Jimmy quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Edd

That's it, Jimmy. Distribute your weight. Balance.

Jimmy

That tickles.

Edd

Yes and now try standing.

Jimmy

Don't let me fall! [eventually manages to stand up on the wooden board inside Edd's pool] Hot diggety dog! I'm surfing!

Eddy

Not quite there, mini-kahuna, but if you're brave enough, we at Ed's Surf School will teach you how to flip the lip, hang ten, or shave the barrel, for an additional fee, of course. [opens a soda] Can you handle it?

Jimmy

I'm stoked! Teach me! Teach me! [starts to lose balance] AH! Don't let go! Don't let go!

Edd

I wouldn't think of it, Jimmy.

Jimmy

See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Rolf

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

Eddy

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Sarah

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

Ed

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Eddy

Hands off my quarter!

Edd

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Jimmy

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

Rolf

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Edd

Crude, yet effective.

Jimmy

Okay, I get it now, Sarah. [tries to make one] I pulled my funny bone, Sarah.

Ed

Hibachi Man makes his daring escape! The Barbecue Belly Slide!

Sarah

Ed! You idiot! You lunkhead! Look what you did to Jimmy!

Eddy

[laughing] You're a laugh and a half, Ed!

Edd

Goodness! You really should exercise more caution, Ed.

Ed

That'll make my thighs burn, Double D.

Edd

If only someone could address the true reality of wintertime hazards. We would all be much more–

Eddy

Not that again. Nobody wanted to hear about it last year, or the one before that and no one wants to hear about your stupid safety club idea this year.

Jimmy

Safety club? No more winter owies?

Eddy

Better make a will, Ed.

Edd

I believe that if a few thoughtful safety guidelines were set into play, winter would be a much safer time of year for all.

Jimmy

Tell me more, Double D.

Jimmy

You better not drop that.

Eddy

What is it?

Ed

A poopdeck?

Edd

Not quite, Ed. This is an official Safety Club de-icer machine. Using the salt off of discarded cafeteria pretzels, we can render treacherous icy footpaths safe.

Ed

Salt is like magic.