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Edd quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Played by Sam Vincent · 123 quotes · page 9 of 9

Edd

3rd most-quoted character in Ed, Edd n Eddy: in 123 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddy (93), Ed (77), Jonny 2x4 (13)

Scenes with Edd 112

[Sarah is demonstrating to Jimmy how to make snow angels]

Okay, I get it now, Sarah. [tries to make one] I pulled my funny bone, Sarah.

Hibachi Man makes his daring escape! The Barbecue Belly Slide!

[Ed slides on his belly, rushing down the sidewalk at Jimmy and Sarah]

Ed! You idiot! You lunkhead! Look what you did to Jimmy!

[laughing] You're a laugh and a half, Ed!

Edd

Goodness! You really should exercise more caution, Ed.

That'll make my thighs burn, Double D.

Edd

If only someone could address the true reality of wintertime hazards. We would all be much more–

Not that again. Nobody wanted to hear about it last year, or the one before that and no one wants to hear about your stupid safety club idea this year.

Safety club? No more winter owies?

[Eddy gets hit with a snowball thrown by an off-screen Ed. He scoops up a big pile of snow]

Better make a will, Ed.

Edd

I believe that if a few thoughtful safety guidelines were set into play, winter would be a much safer time of year for all.

Tell me more, Double D.

You better not drop that.

What is it?

A poopdeck?

Edd

Not quite, Ed. This is an official Safety Club de-icer machine. Using the salt off of discarded cafeteria pretzels, we can render treacherous icy footpaths safe.

Salt is like magic.

Edd

Ironic, isn't it? Us being singled out as a liability.

What the–? My tongue's stuck to the stupid ice, and I gotta go to the bathroom!

Do not fear, Eddy! Hibachi Man is here! Right, Double D?

Edd

Yes. Release this tongue-troubled citizen with your blast-furnace breath, Hibachi Man.

Hey! Wait a minute, Ed! Hey, I don't gotta go anymore.

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