Edd quotes from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ed

Hello, my name is Ed.

Eddy

We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.

Edd

Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.

Ed

Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]

Edd

Ed, what have you done? Open it. Open it. You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.

Ed

Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D.

Edd

Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.

Eddy

C'mon, c'mon. I've got an impression to make, remember?

Eddy

Give me the cash.

Edd

Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.

Eddy

Are you touching my face?

Edd

Oh, uh, yes, sorry.

Eddy

I just learned something today, Double D.

Edd

You have? Tell me, Eddy.

Eddy

We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich!

Edd

Is that a cookie?

Ed

Yep. [eats it] Saved it.

Edd

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed.

Jimmy

See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.

Rolf

Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious.

Eddy

It's mine! I found the quarter!

Kevin

Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter.

Sarah

Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first.

Ed

I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D!

Eddy

Hands off my quarter!

Edd

Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!

Jimmy

Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to-

Rolf

May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!

Kevin

Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.

Sarah

What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!

Edd

Crude, yet effective.

Edd

Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?

Ed

Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.

Eddy

Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

Edd

If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.

Eddy

Ok.

Edd

Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion.

Eddy

[laughs] Marion?! That's a girl's name!

Eddy

[answering the telephone] Hello? [gets sprayed]

Edd

Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?

Ed

Who stepped on a duck?

Eddy

I say we test it.

Edd

Test it?

Ed

Like, mustard?

Ed

[eating one of Edd's shoes] How long have you been a size 2?

Edd

Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor.

Eddy

Sounds like another symptom to me.

Eddy

This ain't right!

Edd

[takes his shorts off] Right on.

Eddy

WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Edd

[loses the boomerang] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!!

Eddy

Do something, will ya?

Edd

I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick.

Ed

And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are whizzes at stuck fingers.

Eddy

NO, WAIT! ED!

Eddy

We're sinking!

Edd

Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats!

Edd

Gadzooks!! Do you see any jawbreakers? I certainly don't?

Eddy

They're all gone! Say it ain't so Double D!

Edd

I'm afraid we're too late, Eddy?

Ed

Come out, come out, wherever you are

Eddy

This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.

Kevin

Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later.

Ed

You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin.

Eddy

Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya.

Edd

Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?

Eddy

Yep.

Edd

Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?

Eddy

Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.