Just how far is it to this city, Eric?
How am I supposed to know?
You're Dungeon Master, remember?
Oh. Right. Let's see, what would Dungeon Master say? (in a riddle-like tone) "You will find it, unless it finds you first; it is a long way off- yet in truth, it is very near!" (normal) How was that?
(the other kids boo him)
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