Go transplant yourself, you walking weed!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I wonder if we'll ever find a way out of this world.
You will one day, Magician. With each brave deed, you grow more worthy. You will be rewarded, in time.
In time for what - our retirement?
Where's Dungeon Master when you need him?
Forget Dungeon Master, we need a SWAT team!
(to Dungeon Master) What's the catch this time, Your Shortness?
Eric, we're lost EVERYWHERE in this World... that's why we have to stick together.
All right, you bag of bones- try picking on somebody my size!
Its so skinny! What holds it up? (when they go inside)
DDekinah
Magic...the same magic that prevents me from entering
That's impossible! It's bigger inside than outside!
Now THAT's magic!
Hey...Everybody...wait for meeee (screams as she falls through hole)
SHELIA....SHELIA....SHELIA
Ow! What genius stuck a tree in the middle of the hallway?
Uh, Eric.... (looks around) I think the tree's in the right place, and we're not.
Hank...BOBBI...Presto...Common...Anybody... you know I've scared to be alone
Some leader I turned out to be...!
(screams after being trapped by a ghost sheet and turned into a buffon) This isn't funny Presto, do something...
(panics after his glasses are taken by a flying demon) Hey, my glasses...I CAN'T SEE.
(Bobby and Dinah see reflections of themselves..Bobby as a helpless baby and Dinah as a helpless old crone) That's not us is it?...Dinah?
I'm getting OLDER...and you are getting younger.
Eric and Presto are pursued by winged demons
Oh no, I am unsure about all of them!
Presto, for once stop worrying and just concentrate on working a powerful spell. Try summoning an aircraft carrier for instance!
Well, you did stop them! (above apparently as written in script-but not used)
Pull something useful out of the that dumb hat..like an aircraft carrier!
Abra kaDavy! Bring us the United States Navy! (creates an aircraft carrier; demons all hit the stern headfirst)
DDechyon
Yes.... a traitor and a liar.... and I have suffered for it!
He's right, Cavalier: evil deeds do return to their source. They always come full circle, and their evil will never end until the circle is broken.
DDechyon
You have what you want, Venger! Release me from your spell!
You did not bring me the Circle, Dechyon. I seized it myself. I owe you nothing. But soon, you shall have six more skeleton warriors to keep you company! (attacks Hank, attempting to transform him into a skeleton)
(struggling to reel in a fish) It's bigger than I thought!
Maybe lunch for seven?
(a sea monster rises from the water)
More like seven for lunch!
(finds a bag of food) Holy cow! I must be dreaming! Hello? Anyone belong to this food here? (normal) No? Good.
Hang on, Eric. Don't you notice anything strange?
Strange? We're walking through the Valley of Smoke, looking for pickled dragon's feet. What could be strange?
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