The right road is not the left.
That's the real Dungeon Master, all right.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
"Nothing"? First there's something valuable in it, then there's pain and horror in it, and now there's nothing in it! I think there's nothing in his head.
Oh, I get it: there's something in the box and nothing in the box and the nothing is valuable but the something is horrible, and if we open it in the right place we get nothing, which is good, but if we open it in the wrong place we get something, which is horrible. I love this little guy!
PEPresto/Eric
AAAAAHHHHH!!!
We're saved! We're saved... (finds they're on a giant wasp)
WE'RE NOT saved....AAAAAHHHHH!
Who closed the opening?
Eric': I forgot to tell you...Shadowdemon closed the box.
Dinah': You MEAN WERE TRAPPED?
SShilah
IN ANOTHER WORLD?
SO what else is new?
(after briefly making it home, the kids are forced to return to the Realm after Venger follows them there)
If we stay here Venger will destroy our world!
If we give him our weopons, he'll conquer Dungeonmaster and the Realm!
(laughs) Those saps can go back if they want to; not me. Nope, I'm home, and I'm staying.... Nothing can make me change my mind-
(Venger rides up behind him on Nightmare, who is literally breathing down his neck)
Give me that shield.
(panics) I've changed my mind. Hank, wait for me! (after the kids return to the Realm)
Hurry ...if we closed the box Venger will be trapped forever.
No way...He'll be trapped in our world.
By the time we'd get back..he'll take over the planet.
Sorry, Eric. My hat doesn't work too well when it's wet.
Or any other time.
SSofar
So how old are you?
Almost 10.
SSofar
Gosh so you are allowed to go out on your own? I wasn't allowed to go out on my own until I was....55!
55! HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?
LCLost Child
74.
Alfore...I've come with the lost children to rescue you.
AVAlfore/Venger
How thoughtful...only its not I who needs rescue..IT IS YOU (changes into Venger)
VENGER!
(to the lost children, seeing Alfore) He's one of you?
You're one of him?
UUni
(confused noises)
You guys grow up to be Wookiees?!
Ha! I wouldn't fly in that thing if Venger was standing right next to me. (Venger comes up behind Eric)
SEIZE THEM!
Magic hat, I'm gonna be frank: What we need now is a twenty-ton tank. (a magic toy tank comes out of his hat)
So Pop how long do you think you can get this jalopy up and running again?
AAlfore
Oh not long...say 15 years!
LC{Lost Child}
THAT SOON?
Presto shut it down!
I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Nice going Presto! First you loose your friends and then Uni. Some magician you are! Why don't you do everyone a favor and make yourself disappear?
Sure..we'll get the kid Home!
Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)
Terri (laughs): Where did you learn to ride?
Bobby (laughs): NO place... I don't know how!
Eric what are you doing?
Being stupid what else!
Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!
VENGER.
Wait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.
Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.
YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)
Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.
TTerri
I'm not going without you.
Sorry Terri.
TTerri
You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)
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