Darkwing Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little roller skate at the base of villainy's staircase. I am Darkwing Duck!

Launchpad

[holds up two shirts with mustard and ketchup stains] Big day, Dewey. Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

Dewey

Mustard. Looks less like blood. What is this weird show?

Launchpad

Whoa, what? Darkwing Duck? The greatest TV show of all time?

Dewey

Ha! Maybe when you were a kid. This hero guy doesn't shoot lasers or anything.

Launchpad

That hero guy is Jim Starling. He was an old-school actor who did all his own stunts. Sure, he got a little banged up in later seasons.

Darkwing

Keep rolling.

Launchpad

But that just made him even more heroic.

Dewey

Why didn't he just use CGI?

Launchpad

[chuckles] Real heroes don't need high-tech special effects or basic safety precautions. So, how do I look? [Dewey gives him a thumbs-up; they get in the limo] Remember, Dewey, a true hero thinks with his gut or not at all. [to his Darkwing bobblehead] Right, D.W.?

Let's get dangerous.

Dewey

What's the special occasion, anyway?

Launchpad

I finally got my driver's license!

Dewey

Uh, wait, what?

Launchpad

[starting up the Sunchaser] Pilot to co-pilot, we are ready for launch. Could be dangerous. Suggested flight path?

Let's get dangerous.