[Dewey is in Launchpad's garage, eating a fast-food meal and watching an episode of Darkwing Duck on the TV]
[holds up two shirts with mustard and ketchup stains] Big day, Dewey. Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Mustard. Looks less like blood. What is this weird show?
Whoa, what? Darkwing Duck? The greatest TV show of all time?
Ha! Maybe when you were a kid. This hero guy doesn't shoot lasers or anything.
That hero guy is Jim Starling. He was an old-school actor who did all his own stunts. Sure, he got a little banged up in later seasons.
Keep rolling.
But that just made him even more heroic.
Why didn't he just use CGI?
[chuckles] Real heroes don't need high-tech special effects or basic safety precautions. So, how do I look? [Dewey gives him a thumbs-up; they get in the limo] Remember, Dewey, a true hero thinks with his gut or not at all. [to his Darkwing bobblehead] Right, D.W.?
Let's get dangerous.
What's the special occasion, anyway?
I finally got my driver's license!
Uh, wait, what?
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