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Drawn Together · Season 1, Episode 15

Octopussoir and Narrator in “Unfinished Business”

Octopussoir

Two pieces of advice, princess: one, you won't wanna change your body if you learn to love it. And two, when you wipe, it's front to back.

NNarrator

An important lesson was learned that day on Wisteria Lane: even the slimiest cunt can get a job in real estate.

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