Spanky quotes from Drawn Together

Spanky

Put the gun down.

He's the only fucking dog who's good enough to wear fucking pants? Well, I want to wear the fucking pants for once.

[whispered] Sensors indicate that the T.V. reviewer is at the end of the hall.

Spanky

Ok, guys, show no mercy. Remember, these people work in cubicles. So they're already dead inside. Let's move!

So cast, what'cha doin'?

Spanky

Same old, same old. What's with you?

Just hosting the season finale.

Spanky

How's that going?

Not too well. I shot someone.

[screams] WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?

Spanky

Clara, you don't look so good. Have you put on weight?

No, Toot stole my beautiful, beautiful hair!

I didn't steal it, I just woke up with your hair attractively stapled to my scalp.

I'm gonna have those Jew producers throw you out of this house forever!

Fine, if we must, we must. But before we eat Ling-Ling, let's take a moment to remember the good times.

I’ll always remember our trip to Paris... [The housemates are all seen together in Paris] Guys, this trip has really bringed us together.

Ling-Ling

Yes, Ling-Ling comfortable enough to share greatest fear. No matter what happen, please, no eat Ling-Ling.

And remember when we all got fucking wasted on the roof? [Next the housemates are sitting on the roof looking at the stars] Oh look, a shooting star!

Ling-Ling

Ling-Ling only wish is for roommates not to eat his body when he die.

Oh, and remember that time when Ling-Ling learnt to speak English?

Ling-Ling

[Speaking in English] What's wrong with you people?! Why don't you listen to me? Ling-Ling religion very specific. If body even so dead, he should not be eaten!

Spanky

Well, guys, let's dig in. [Hands out chopsticks] It’s what Ling-Ling would’ve wanted.

Hey, you cereal mascot dickbag! Toot Braunstein is gonna destroy you and the entire cereal empire with these special UPC codes!

Spanky

There's nothing special about UPC Codes. Why, they're everywhere! And have been since 1971. First suggested by Wallace Flint in 1922, the Uniform Product Code or "UPC" was developed–[an annoyed Captain Hero hits him on the head] I like to pee on things!

One house to hold us all.

Eight different cartoon characters.

Letting it all hang out.

In front of one million cameras.

We're Drawn Together!

Yeah!