Clara quotes from Drawn Together

Hero, can we talk?

Xandir

He has nothing to say to you!

Shut up, Xandir. Can't you have one pair of lips that isn't always flapping in the wind?

I understand if you hate me. But I still think about you...a lot.

Gah, you miss the crashes. That's what you miss.

Sure, they were fun. But people being horribly maimed and disfigured means nothing, if I can't share it with you. Maybe we can give it one more shot, and cause a different kind of crash...between our hearts.

[offscreen] Boo!

[offscreen] Sir, please come with me.

[offscreen] What?! I didn't do anything!

[offscreen] I warned you.

[offscreen] I can boo if I want, it's a free country-- [getting handcuffed] Get off me!

[offscreen] I warned you.

[offscreen] You leave me alone! [getting electrocuted by a taser, screaming]

Think about it, Hero. [Dresses up as Waldo from Where's Waldo by putting on a red and white striped shirt, red and white pom pom hat and round glasses] You know where to find me. [Disappears into the crowd]

OH MY GOD! Sleeping Beauty? Snow White? Ariel?

I can't feel my fin!

That's what we get for letting Mulan drive.

Stay with me, Sleeping Beauty!

But I'm tired, so very tired. [she felt dead]

NOOO!!!

Well, once again, Captain Hero has saved the day. And remember, kids, never mess with the emotions of a dangerous lunatic. I'm off! [imitates plane engine, running around]

[offscreen] I feared Clara would keep me a cripple forever. If only I could tell someone what she was doing.

Hey, Clara. Hey, Wooldoor. How is your healthy patient-Nurse relationship?

Clara's been poisoning--mmf!

What's that?

Foxxy, look behind you! It's Denzel Washington!

Denzel! Oh! Where did Denzel go? I guess Denzel musta have an appointment or something, Denzel very busy.

Uh, look, Foxxy! Denzel came back!

Denzel! Oh, I missed again! He'd moved quickly. Denzel in excellent physical condition.

Hey, I think Wooldoor's trying to communicate through blinkin'.

Look, Foxxy! Denzel came back for an unbelievable third time!

Denzel!

Hello there, Foxxy. Clara's trying keep Wooldoor...

Foxxy, look out in the hall! It's another Denzel Washington, with two penises!

Double-dong Denzel!

Goodbye, asshole! [she pushes Denzel Washington out to the window breaks and he falls] It's just you and me now, Wooldoor. No one's going to save you.

Wait a minute, Clara. There ain't nobody in that hallway but triple dong Wesley Snipes. What is going on here?

What are you so happy about? Have you seen how fat you are?

Oh, Clara. You're just jealous cause all my dreams have come true.

You're never going to be happy until you have a dream that has depth and importance. Like having beautiful hair like mine.

[screams] WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?

Spanky

Clara, you don't look so good. Have you put on weight?

No, Toot stole my beautiful, beautiful hair!

I didn't steal it, I just woke up with your hair attractively stapled to my scalp.

I'm gonna have those Jew producers throw you out of this house forever!

Oh, really? How do you explain this? [phone line disconnected] The phone wasn't even plugged in. [makes ghost noises]

Uh, Clara, is that Kirk Cameron hiding behind that plant?

Kirk, you're busted! Run!

To learn more, visit my website wayofthemaster.com. [jumps out of the window] Catch me, Jesus!

[Walks into torture room] What part of "we need to evacuate" do you not understand?

Not today, mister! [Cuts off his arm]

Nice work, Clara! Now let's get- [Clara cuts off his other arm] Okay, I think you got him...

[Between hacks] I...MUST...GET...INTO...HEAVEN!

Is you done?

Not sure...how do you know when you're done killing something?

When your man pick you up at the clinic and take you drinking at the club.

One house to hold us all.

Eight different cartoon characters.

Letting it all hang out.

In front of one million cameras.

We're Drawn Together!

Yeah!

La la la la labia baby you've got something for me.

In your wizard sleeve.

La la la la labia baby you've got something for me.

Some sweet PT.

Hoochie coochie gitchy gitchy yeah yeah yeah. Gotta snatcha gunna catcha yatcha yeah yeah yeah.

Binja minja.

Bearded clam.

Furry burger.

Smiley Bam.

La la la la labia baby you've got something for me.

Oh, yesiree.

Fluffy muffy stuffy in the yeah yeah yeah. I've got a fever for a beaver weaver yeah yeah yeah.

Honey pot.

Peachy pie.

Take it to the Y-clef.

La la la la la labia. For me.

Yeah!

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la labia.

Some sweet PT.

You got something

La la la la labia la la la la la labia.

Baby! Baby! Labi! Labia! My Babia! Got something for me.

Labia my babia got something. Labia!