[Drake hits Eric in the chest and notices Lucy, one of his ex-girlfriends]
That's Lucy, my ex-girlfriend. Josh invited my ex-girlfriend?
Well, yeah. When we were going over the guest list, Josh said you and Lucy were still friends.
Well, we are, but I invited Carly. I can't have my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend at the same party. You want the universe to explode? Man, what am I gonna--?
[hits Eric in the chest again and notices Christine]
Christine? How many of my ex-girlfriends are here?
Just those two, I hope. Or else I'm gonna need chest replacement surgery!
[Drake and Josh and Megan get a car]
[looking at a car with tattooed flowers] Oh my god! I love this car! Let's buy this one!
DJDrake and Josh
[singing] No!
Dad said I can help pick out the car.
Uh yes. And thank you for helping us decide we're not getting this one.
SCStan the Car Man
[appears and gets out of his cart] Well now, let me guess! You folks are looking for a car.
Hey, you're Stan the Car Man.
SCStan the Car Man
The very same.
I know, I love your commercials. You need a car, you need a truck, you need a van! Come see Stan the Car Man!
Who also sells trucks and vans.
SCStan the Car Man
I don't like it when people imitate me.
I'm also sorry. [points at a monkey] Hey, Bobo! Aw, I love this guy! [picks up Bobo]
SCStan the Car Man
He seems to have taken a liking to you too!
Yeah, maybe he can tutor you in math.
SCStan the Car Man
How much were you boys hoping to spend in this vehicle?
SCStan the Car Man
$2400. About what car did you had in mind?
It's gotta have satellite radio.
Heated seats would be nice.
Look! No one is interested in your butt temperature problems.
Look, can you just show us something we can afford?
SCStan the Car Man
Well, I surely can. Right over there!
Come on. [he and Josh walk away]
SCStan the Car Man
Butt temperature problems?
He's a mess. [she and Stan the Car Man walk away too]
[Drake and Josh come inside Dr. Favershim's apartment to rescue Bobo]
Yeah. And we want Bobo back.
FDr. Favershim
I'm sorry, we had a deal. $10,000 for your delicious friends.
So just take your check back and give us Bobo.
FDr. Favershim
Are you sure?
FDr. Favershim
Very well, Bobo is in the back of the closet right over there. You may fetch him.
Come on dude, let's go get him.
In the coat, where is he?
[ Dr. Favershim locks Drake and Josh in the closet so he can eat Bobo, Drake and Josh yell inside the closet in order to get out after Dr. Favershim pranked them]
FDr. Favershim
I'm sorry, boys, but I can't let you interfere with my dinner plans. [takes off the curtain off of Bobo's cage] Hello, little friend. I hope you have good taste.
[inside the closet] You open the door or we're gonna call the cops!
[inside the closet] Yeah, we have a cellphone in here!
FDr. Favershim
You have no cellphone.
[inside the closet] Do, too!
FDr. Favershim
Play me a ringtone.
[Josh plays a ringtone on his phone from the closet]
[inside the closet] See? I told ya we got a cellphone!
FDr. Favershim
Does it have Bluetooth?
[inside the closet] What?!?!
FDr. Favershim
Your cellphone, does it have Bluetooth?
[inside the closet] Ya, dude, it has Bluetooth.
FDr. Favershim
I don't believe you. Show me.
[inside the closet] Fine! Then, open the door! [Dr. Favershim opens door] See, Bluetooth! Ha, ha! [Dr. Favershim pushes Josh back in the closet, takes his phone, and locks the door again] What?! Oh, man!
[inside the closet] Oh, nice goin', Bluetooth!
[inside the closet] Don't start with me! [Josh slaps Drake off-screen]
[Dr. Favershim cuts slices of a carrot and takes a bite and walks up to Bobo to eat a piece, too]
GGreg
[while putting out the fire on Robbie's treehouse after Drake and Josh burned it] Well, fire's out!
Greg, I am so sorry our kids burned down your son's treehouse.
Yeah, if only Josh wouldn't have put that restrictor plate on first... [Josh shoots him a look]
GGreg
Well, it's alright. I'm just a little worried about how Robbie will react, see he can be a little...
RRobbie
[off-screen] Daddy?
GGreg
Oh no. No, I didn't want it to be like...
RRobbie
[walks up to Greg] Daddy? [turns to the remains of his treehouse, dropping his toy truck in shock] What happened to my treehouse?!
GGreg
Son, [kneels down to Robbie's level] Drake and Josh shot it with a rocket and burned it down.
[Robbie turns to Drake and Josh]
[Robbie unleashes a high-pitched cry that causes the Parker-Nichols family to cover their ears and his cry lasts about 10 seconds before Robbie stops]
[sarcastically] Well, that was pleasant!
RRobbie
Why? Why would you do this to me?
RRobbie
That treehouse was the only place I could cry in private!
Oh, it's okay, Robbie! I'll tell you what, Drake and Josh, are gonna build you a brand new treehouse!
GGreg
Well, we are driving up to our cottage in Fresno for the weekend. Can you boys rebuild it, tomorrow?
But we have dates, tomorrow!
I don't know, he says things...
[to her children] You can go on your dates, after the three of you finish rebuilding Robbie's treehouse!
Whoa, whoa! By the "three of us", I hope you mean Drake, Josh, and Josh's imaginary friend!
Drake and Josh said you were helping them with the rocket when it flew through the window.
So, you have to help rebuild the treehouse tomorrow.
But I'll miss Jeannie's birthday party! [turns to her brothers, venomously whispering] Tell them it wasn't my fault!
Now boys, Megan, [angrily whispers] why don't you tell Robbie you're sorry?
DJDrake, Josh, and Megan
We're sorry.
GGreg
[ruffles Robbie's hair] Atta boy!
Hey, hey, maybe you can cheer yourself up by playing with your cool red truck, here. Come on, try it, dude!
[Robbie turns on his truck, and drives it into the remains of the treehouse, a charred piece of wood falls onto the truck, splitting it in half and Robbie proceeds to scream and cry again, causing the Parker-Nichols family to cover their ears and retreat back to their house]
[while working on Robbie's new treehouse] You know, you two could help me.
I've been helping since 7 am. Now, I'm relaxing. [to Megan] Hey, pour me some more lemonade, would you? [Megan walks over and refills Drake's cup of lemonade, then uses it to splash his face] What was that for?!
For making me miss Jeannie's birthday party!
[smugly] Yeah well, it looks like me and Josh got you this time, doesn't it? [stops Megan as she walks towards the power saw] Don't touch the power saw!
Megan, just go get me some more screws from the garage.
You guys make me sick, maybe I'd better check into "St. Illness". [rolls her eyes as she walks to the garage]
[Megan refuses to let Drake and Josh out of the Robbie's tree house because she is angry that they made her miss her friend Janie's birthday party]
[walks to Drake with a snow cone] Hey boob.
I told you I was going to get a snow cone.
Okay, well now that you have one, can you please hand up the power saw so we can get out of here?
Listen to me! You make us miss our dates with those 2 hot identical twins, I swear- [Josh grabs him]
We don't need that power saw!
Then how are we gonna get out of here?
[grabs the power screwdriver] Power screwdriver! We just need to unscrew one of these walls and boom we are out!
Okay. [he power screws the door but realizes it's dead] Set this baby to reverse.
I don't know. The screwdriver- [looks outside the window thinking that Megan unplugged it] MEGAN!
[satisfied; after she unplugged the power screwdriver] Yes, can I help you?
[while Megan is grilling burgers on the grill]
Hey. Hey, you forgot one thing, Megan.
No. [holds up a pack of buns] I got buns right here.
I meant we're gonna tell Mom and Dad, and then you're gonna be in huge trouble.
Well, you're gonna have to wait, 'cause Mom and Dad went out to have dinner and see a movie with the Schneiders.
[answers the door, revealing Craig and Eric each holding model rockets] What?
Hey, we heard Josh got the Skybuster 5000 model rocket!
And we want to show him ours! [excitedly shows off his model rocket, including Craig]
What is wrong with you two? [hears the phone ring] I'll be right back. [goes to answer it]
No! [answers the phone] Hello?
[scene changes to the Premiere, revealing to be Drake and Josh's twin dates]
T1Twin 1
Hey, are Drake and Josh there?
T2Twin 2
Well, they were supposed to meet my sister and I here 45 minutes ago.
Well, I'm sure if they cared about you at all, they'd be there.
Um, actually? [looks back at Craig and Eric] Drake and Josh moved to Canada.
But they felt bad about missing your date, so they're sending another couple of guys over to meet you.
[hangs up and goes to the door] Alright, do you two want to spend your Saturday night playing with model rockets? Or would you rather be on a date with two hot girls?
Twins? [laughs with Craig]
Have fun. [closes the door]
Wait, wait! [taps the door with Eric]
The Premiere! [slams the door]
W-wait! [looks at Eric, as the two rush to the Premiere]
[at the Premiere, Craig, Eric, and the twin girls are sitting and laughing together]
So our friend, Hender comes in and says, "Hey, I thought this was a cafeteria, not a rocketeria!" [The group laughs again] True story!
[raises hand] I'm a witness!
T1Twin 1
Wow, you guys are so fun!
T1Twin 1
You mind getting us a couple more sodas?
Sure, be glad to. [grabs Twin 2's cup]
We'll be right back. [grabs Twin 1's cup]
[The two get up and walk towards the soda fountain, as the twins watch them]
T1Twin 1
Let's get outta here!
[Both twins flee the Premiere before Craig and Eric can return]
