[Drake and Josh and Megan get a car]
[looking at a car with tattooed flowers] Oh my god! I love this car! Let's buy this one!
Shall we harmonize?
Let's.
[singing] No!
Dad said I can help pick out the car.
Uh yes. And thank you for helping us decide we're not getting this one.
Don't push me.
[appears and gets out of his cart] Well now, let me guess! You folks are looking for a car.
Hey, you're Stan the Car Man.
The very same.
I know, I love your commercials. You need a car, you need a truck, you need a van! Come see Stan the Car Man!
Who also sells trucks and vans.
I don't like it when people imitate me.
I'm sorry.
I'm also sorry. [points at a monkey] Hey, Bobo! Aw, I love this guy! [picks up Bobo]
He seems to have taken a liking to you too!
Aw, he's awesome.
Yeah, maybe he can tutor you in math.
How much were you boys hoping to spend in this vehicle?
About $2400.
$2400. About what car did you had in mind?
Something safe.
Something fast.
Gets good mileage.
It's gotta have satellite radio.
Heated seats would be nice.
Huh?
I get cold down there.
Look! No one is interested in your butt temperature problems.
Dr. Fish bum is.
Look, can you just show us something we can afford?
Well, I surely can. Right over there!
Alright.
Come on. [he and Josh walk away]
Butt temperature problems?
He's a mess. [she and Stan the Car Man walk away too]
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