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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Favershim, Drake and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Drake and Josh come inside Dr. Favershim's apartment to rescue Bobo]

FDr. Favershim

Come in.

We are in.

Yeah. And we want Bobo back.

FDr. Favershim

I'm sorry, we had a deal. $10,000 for your delicious friends.

Yeah, well deal's off.

So just take your check back and give us Bobo.

FDr. Favershim

Are you sure?

Yes.

Absolutely.

FDr. Favershim

Very well, Bobo is in the back of the closet right over there. You may fetch him.

Back of the closet?

FDr. Favershim

Good.

Come on dude, let's go get him.

Whoa? Is he in here?

Perhaps.

In the coat, where is he?

[ Dr. Favershim locks Drake and Josh in the closet so he can eat Bobo, Drake and Josh yell inside the closet in order to get out after Dr. Favershim pranked them]

FDr. Favershim

I'm sorry, boys, but I can't let you interfere with my dinner plans. [takes off the curtain off of Bobo's cage] Hello, little friend. I hope you have good taste.

[inside the closet] You open the door or we're gonna call the cops!

[inside the closet] Yeah, we have a cellphone in here!

FDr. Favershim

You have no cellphone.

[inside the closet] Do, too!

FDr. Favershim

Prove it.

[inside the closet] How?

FDr. Favershim

Play me a ringtone.

[Josh plays a ringtone on his phone from the closet]

[inside the closet] See? I told ya we got a cellphone!

FDr. Favershim

Does it have Bluetooth?

[inside the closet] What?!?!

FDr. Favershim

Your cellphone, does it have Bluetooth?

[inside the closet] Ya, dude, it has Bluetooth.

FDr. Favershim

I don't believe you. Show me.

[inside the closet] Fine! Then, open the door! [Dr. Favershim opens door] See, Bluetooth! Ha, ha! [Dr. Favershim pushes Josh back in the closet, takes his phone, and locks the door again] What?! Oh, man!

[inside the closet] Oh, nice goin', Bluetooth!

[inside the closet] Don't start with me! [Josh slaps Drake off-screen]

[inside the closet] Ow!

[Dr. Favershim cuts slices of a carrot and takes a bite and walks up to Bobo to eat a piece, too]

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