[while putting out the fire on Robbie's treehouse after Drake and Josh burned it] Well, fire's out!
Greg, I am so sorry our kids burned down your son's treehouse.
Yeah, I feel awful.
Yeah, if only Josh wouldn't have put that restrictor plate on first... [Josh shoots him a look]
Well, it's alright. I'm just a little worried about how Robbie will react, see he can be a little...
[off-screen] Daddy?
Oh no. No, I didn't want it to be like...
[walks up to Greg] Daddy? [turns to the remains of his treehouse, dropping his toy truck in shock] What happened to my treehouse?!
Son, [kneels down to Robbie's level] Drake and Josh shot it with a rocket and burned it down.
[Robbie turns to Drake and Josh]
Well, you see, Robbie...
[Robbie unleashes a high-pitched cry that causes the Parker-Nichols family to cover their ears and his cry lasts about 10 seconds before Robbie stops]
[sarcastically] Well, that was pleasant!
Why? Why would you do this to me?
We didn't mean to.
That treehouse was the only place I could cry in private!
Oh, it's okay, Robbie! I'll tell you what, Drake and Josh, are gonna build you a brand new treehouse!
What?
Wait, what?
You heard her!
Well, we are driving up to our cottage in Fresno for the weekend. Can you boys rebuild it, tomorrow?
Wait, tomorrow?
Tomorrow?!
We can't, we have plans.
Of course, they can.
But we have dates, tomorrow!
With hot twins!
Tough squash.
[to Josh] Squash?
I don't know, he says things...
[to her children] You can go on your dates, after the three of you finish rebuilding Robbie's treehouse!
Whoa, whoa! By the "three of us", I hope you mean Drake, Josh, and Josh's imaginary friend!
Hey!
Mom...
Drake and Josh said you were helping them with the rocket when it flew through the window.
She was.
So, you have to help rebuild the treehouse tomorrow.
But I'll miss Jeannie's birthday party! [turns to her brothers, venomously whispering] Tell them it wasn't my fault!
[mockingly] Sorry!
Too bad, little girl!
Now boys, Megan, [angrily whispers] why don't you tell Robbie you're sorry?
We're sorry.
It's okay.
[ruffles Robbie's hair] Atta boy!
Hey, hey, maybe you can cheer yourself up by playing with your cool red truck, here. Come on, try it, dude!
I'll try.
[Robbie turns on his truck, and drives it into the remains of the treehouse, a charred piece of wood falls onto the truck, splitting it in half and Robbie proceeds to scream and cry again, causing the Parker-Nichols family to cover their ears and retreat back to their house]
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