[Drake hits Eric in the chest and notices Lucy, one of his ex-girlfriends]
Ow.
That's Lucy, my ex-girlfriend. Josh invited my ex-girlfriend?
Well, yeah. When we were going over the guest list, Josh said you and Lucy were still friends.
Well, we are, but I invited Carly. I can't have my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend at the same party. You want the universe to explode? Man, what am I gonna--?
[hits Eric in the chest again and notices Christine]
Ow!
Christine? How many of my ex-girlfriends are here?
Just those two, I hope. Or else I'm gonna need chest replacement surgery!
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