A character in Drake & Josh
Played by D. Elliot Woods
Drake & Josh · 289 quotes
In 3 of the 289 quotes from Drake & Josh
Most scenes with: Drake Parker (3), Josh Nichols (2)
Vince[giving a lesson on skydiving] First you're gonna squat. Then your gonna pray, then leap, ahhhh...
Ahhhh?
VinceThat's what you're gonna yell on the way down.
Ahh.
VinceAhhhh!
Ahhhh!
VinceThen, touchdown.
Touchdown.
VinceThat's S.P.L.A.T..
That's spelled splat.
VinceOh, man.
[Drake and Josh try to wake up Vince after he was knocked unconscious by a fire extinguisher]
Hey, hey. He's awake.
You're awake!
Vince[wakes up] Oh, what happened? How long I been out?
About 10 minutes.
VinceOh, I remember. You clowns were fighting over this parachute. [holds his head] Oh, what'd I hit my head on?
This fire extinguisher.
VinceOh.
See, I'm pretty sure you hit your head right on this lever-- [accidentally sprays Vince with a fire extinguisher; Vince screams as he falls out of the plane]
[angrily] Do you know what you just did?!
[worried] I extinguished our pilot?
[angrily] No, he has a parachute! You've extinguished us!
[while playing with dominos at home] Great present, Walter. [Drake and Josh come home and confront her] What?
You hung up on us.
When we were in a helicopter alone, running out of fuel.
What's your point?
We had to jump out.
With one parachute.
We barely made it.
We had to swim 2 miles,
Until we were rescued by a tuna boat.
Did you bring me some tuna?
Come over here! [Megan screams as Audrey and Walter come home] Come here!
Mom, Walter, you're home, how nice.
Hi, baby.
Hey, Megan. So how was the water park?
Oh, you know, fun, wet.
I had a churro.
[Vince doorbells and angrily arrives at Drake and Josh's house]
I'll get it!
I call knob!
[Drake and Josh are shocked that Vince stopped by the house, much to their horror]
VinceYou blasted me out of my own helicopter.
Wha-- Shh!
Not in front of our parents.
Who is it?
Uh--
Some, crazy, guy.
[Josh whistles]
[to Audrey] I'll handle this. [he walks over to Vince] How can I help you?
VinceAre you their father?
Yes. [Vince angrily gives him a bill] What's this?
Vince[angrily] A BILL. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter.
What? [looks at the bill Vince gave him how much he needs to pay for his helicopter] $400,000?!
[Audrey and Megan are both shocked]
[as Walter] Boys, you're both grounded.
But Dad--
[as Walter] Grounded, 2 weeks.
But it wasn't our fault!
[as Walter] Upstairs.
[defeated] Yes, sir.
Night.
Night.
[knowing the consequences, Drake and Josh ground themselves for 2 weeks as the episode ends]
Drake ParkerDrake Bell · 218 quotes
Josh NicholsJosh Peck · 217 quotes
Megan ParkerMiranda Cosgrove · 67 quotes
Walter NicholsJonathan Goldstein · 37 quotes
Audrey Parker NicholsNancy Sullivan · 30 quotes
CraigAlec Medlock · 17 quotes
EricScott Halberstadt · 16 quotes
HelenYvette Nicole Brown · 12 quotes
MindyAllison Scagliotti · 11 quotes
Crazy SteveJerry Trainor · 9 quotes
HMrs. Hayfer8 quotes
PNPapa Nichols6 quotes
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