[while playing with dominos at home] Great present, Walter. [Drake and Josh come home and confront her] What?
You hung up on us.
When we were in a helicopter alone, running out of fuel.
What's your point?
We had to jump out.
With one parachute.
We barely made it.
We had to swim 2 miles,
Until we were rescued by a tuna boat.
Did you bring me some tuna?
Come over here! [Megan screams as Audrey and Walter come home] Come here!
Mom, Walter, you're home, how nice.
Hi, baby.
Hey, Megan. So how was the water park?
Oh, you know, fun, wet.
I had a churro.
[Vince doorbells and angrily arrives at Drake and Josh's house]
I'll get it!
I call knob!
[Drake and Josh are shocked that Vince stopped by the house, much to their horror]
You blasted me out of my own helicopter.
Wha-- Shh!
Not in front of our parents.
Who is it?
Uh--
Some, crazy, guy.
[Josh whistles]
[to Audrey] I'll handle this. [he walks over to Vince] How can I help you?
Are you their father?
Yes. [Vince angrily gives him a bill] What's this?
[angrily] A BILL. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter.
What? [looks at the bill Vince gave him how much he needs to pay for his helicopter] $400,000?!
[Audrey and Megan are both shocked]
[as Walter] Boys, you're both grounded.
But Dad--
[as Walter] Grounded, 2 weeks.
But it wasn't our fault!
[as Walter] Upstairs.
[defeated] Yes, sir.
Night.
Night.
[knowing the consequences, Drake and Josh ground themselves for 2 weeks as the episode ends]
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