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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Megan, Josh and others in “Unfinished Business”

[while playing with dominos at home] Great present, Walter. [Drake and Josh come home and confront her] What?

You hung up on us.

When we were in a helicopter alone, running out of fuel.

What's your point?

We had to jump out.

With one parachute.

We barely made it.

We had to swim 2 miles,

Until we were rescued by a tuna boat.

Did you bring me some tuna?

Come over here! [Megan screams as Audrey and Walter come home] Come here!

Mom, Walter, you're home, how nice.

Hi, baby.

Hey, Megan. So how was the water park?

Oh, you know, fun, wet.

I had a churro.

[Vince doorbells and angrily arrives at Drake and Josh's house]

I'll get it!

I call knob!

[Drake and Josh are shocked that Vince stopped by the house, much to their horror]

You blasted me out of my own helicopter.

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Wha-- Shh!

Not in front of our parents.

Who is it?

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Uh--

Some, crazy, guy.

[Josh whistles]

[to Audrey] I'll handle this. [he walks over to Vince] How can I help you?

Are you their father?

Yes. [Vince angrily gives him a bill] What's this?

[angrily] A BILL. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter.

What? [looks at the bill Vince gave him how much he needs to pay for his helicopter] $400,000?!

[Audrey and Megan are both shocked]

[as Walter] Boys, you're both grounded.

But Dad--

[as Walter] Grounded, 2 weeks.

But it wasn't our fault!

[as Walter] Upstairs.

[defeated] Yes, sir.

Night.

Night.

[knowing the consequences, Drake and Josh ground themselves for 2 weeks as the episode ends]

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