You know what I love about you?
LucyWhat do you love about me?
You're always in a great mood. Man, I can't believe I even thought about dumping you.
Lucy
Huh?
Oh, oh, nothing, it's stupid.
Lucy
Oh, tell me.
Well, it's just you know. Okay, to be totally honest, you know I-I got kind of freaked out about the other night.
Lucy
What, the thing with the football player?
Yeah, you know I was thinking how could I date a girl who's tougher than me? But Josh told me I was just being dumb.
Lucy
Yeah. So now you're cool with it?
Lucy
Dating a girl that's tougher than you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay you are not tougher than me, that football player just caught me off guard.
Lucy
[laughing] Okay, whatever you say.
You think you're tougher than me.
Lucy
Kinda.
[Drake and Lucy both get together in an arm wrestling contest]
[Drake and Lucy continue their wrestling match downstairs, ruining Josh and Mindy's dinner as Megan and the kids cheer]
[incredibly furious after making Drake stop fighting by picking him up] IT'S A DRAW!
CMr. Crenshaw
Josh, who are these people?
Uh, this is my brother Drake. Drake, this is-
CMrs. Crenshaw
He's your brother?
CMr. Crenshaw
I knew it! I knew these were not the kind of people our daughter should be associating with. Mindy, we're going!
[incredibly furious at Drake] You see what you do? 1 night. 1 night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!
[still incredibly furious] Look, I-I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents. I-I spent like 2 days working on this dinner and I spent like 300 bucks on a dumb harpist, who at this point, SHOULD STOP PLAYING! [the harpist stops playing] And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, alright? Because she is the best thing that ever happened to me and I can't date her anymore because you wrecked it! Alright, y-y-you you wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!
[confused] Y-You spent $100 on ice?
[Josh attacks him and begins to fight with him]
Lucy
[breaks up the brothers from fighting] Stop!
CMr. Crenshaw
Listen, Josh. I think...that you and Mindy should continue dating.
[also surprised] Why'd you changed your mind?
CMrs. Crenshaw
Because any young man who cares that much about our Mindy. I think you understand.
[relieved] Thank you so much, Mr. & Mrs. Crenshaw.
CMr. Crenshaw
Just one thing.
CMr. Crenshaw
[to Drake and Lucy] What were you two fighting about?
Lucy
Oh, see, I challenged him to a wrestling match because he didn't believe that I was tougher than him.
CMr. Crenshaw
Well, of course you're not. [chuckles]
Lucy
Huh?
CMr. Crenshaw
Physically, boys are genetically superior to girls.
CMrs. Crenshaw
Oh, Paul, you sound like an idiot.
CMrs. Crenshaw
You know, fighting has to do with skill, not male-vs-female genetics.
CMr. Crenshaw
Oh, don't be absurd. Men are tougher than women.
CMrs. Crenshaw
Oh, I have stakes tougher than you.
Well, I guess there's only one way to settle this.
[Mindy's parents get into a fight as the episode ends]
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