[Drake and Lucy continue their wrestling match downstairs, ruining Josh and Mindy's dinner as Megan and the kids cheer]
[incredibly furious after making Drake stop fighting by picking him up] IT'S A DRAW!
Josh, who are these people?
Uh, this is my brother Drake. Drake, this is-
He's your brother?
I knew it! I knew these were not the kind of people our daughter should be associating with. Mindy, we're going!
Dad, mom, wait!
[incredibly furious at Drake] You see what you do? 1 night. 1 night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!
Josh.
[still incredibly furious] Look, I-I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents. I-I spent like 2 days working on this dinner and I spent like 300 bucks on a dumb harpist, who at this point, SHOULD STOP PLAYING! [the harpist stops playing] And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, alright? Because she is the best thing that ever happened to me and I can't date her anymore because you wrecked it! Alright, y-y-you you wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!
[confused] Y-You spent $100 on ice?
[Josh attacks him and begins to fight with him]
[breaks up the brothers from fighting] Stop!
Listen, Josh. I think...that you and Mindy should continue dating.
[surprised] For real?
[also surprised] Why'd you changed your mind?
Because any young man who cares that much about our Mindy. I think you understand.
[relieved] Thank you so much, Mr. & Mrs. Crenshaw.
Just one thing.
Yes, sir?
[to Drake and Lucy] What were you two fighting about?
Oh, see, I challenged him to a wrestling match because he didn't believe that I was tougher than him.
Well, of course you're not. [chuckles]
Huh?
Physically, boys are genetically superior to girls.
Ah, thank you.
Oh, Paul, you sound like an idiot.
You tell him, mom.
You know, fighting has to do with skill, not male-vs-female genetics.
Oh, don't be absurd. Men are tougher than women.
Oh, I have stakes tougher than you.
Well, I guess there's only one way to settle this.
FIGHT!
[Mindy's parents get into a fight as the episode ends]
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