Henry quotes from Drake & Josh

Henry

Henry Dohney is back from the dead!

Josh

Uh, Megan. This is Henry Doheny. I'm gonna go make him a sandwich with some crinkel cut fries and you keep him company. [runs off to make Doheny his sandwich]

Megan

Henry Doheny. Didn't you use to be like a really famous magician?

Henry

Hmmm. [pretends to think] Why don't you, reach into, [points to trash can and Megan looks at it] that decorative trash can and tell me.

Megan

[looks at him, searches through the trash-can, picks out old papers than a bunny, and gasps] A bunny!

Henry

Her name is Cookie, if you hold her close, she'll lick your nose.

Megan

[puts Cookie to her face and Cookie begins to lick her as she laughs] Oh my god, this is the cutest bunny I've ever seen! Can I keep her?

Henry

I insist!

Megan

Thanks! You’re so cute. [goes to her room, admiring Cookie]

Henry

[To Drake] Pick a card!

Drake

Fine. [picks a card] Now what?

Henry

Now, put it back. [Drake gives the card back and he takes the deck into his jacket] Very good.

Drake

[looks at Doheny with a weird gaze] So what's my card?

Henry

Cough. [Drake coughs out a card] Now, open it. [Drake does so and Doheny isn't even looking] Is that your card?

Drake

Yeah. But could you do me a favor and not make things come outta my body?

Henry

Of course, Walter. Eyes closed.

Walter

Where'd he go?

Drake

Vegas.

Walter

Mr. Doheny, what about my hair?!

Henry

[offscreen] Buy a wig! [he laughs mockingly as he leaves to Las Vegas]