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Drake & Josh · Season 1, Episode 15

Josh, Megan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Uh, Megan. This is Henry Doheny. I'm gonna go make him a sandwich with some crinkel cut fries and you keep him company. [runs off to make Doheny his sandwich]

Henry Doheny. Didn't you use to be like a really famous magician?

Hmmm. [pretends to think] Why don't you, reach into, [points to trash can and Megan looks at it] that decorative trash can and tell me.

[looks at him, searches through the trash-can, picks out old papers than a bunny, and gasps] A bunny!

Her name is Cookie, if you hold her close, she'll lick your nose.

[puts Cookie to her face and Cookie begins to lick her as she laughs] Oh my god, this is the cutest bunny I've ever seen! Can I keep her?

I insist!

Thanks! You’re so cute. [goes to her room, admiring Cookie]

[To Drake] Pick a card!

Fine. [picks a card] Now what?

Now, put it back. [Drake gives the card back and he takes the deck into his jacket] Very good.

[looks at Doheny with a weird gaze] So what's my card?

Cough. [Drake coughs out a card] Now, open it. [Drake does so and Doheny isn't even looking] Is that your card?

Yeah. But could you do me a favor and not make things come outta my body?

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